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In fact, I don't really want to vote, but if I don't vote, I will lose the gold coins and experience. If I vote, it will go against my conscience. I was melancholy for a long time, and finally made a shocking decision that makes people cry, everyone loves it, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires: vote!
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Does posting to support a thread require experience and coins? Where did the original poster copy this from?
On the night of the full moon, atop the peak of Mount Hua, standing alone, with a far-reaching gaze, holding an object, pointing straight to the clouds and sky, retracting the outstretched arm, after three rotations, looking up and shouting loudly: There's no signal here either!
There are so many weapons in China, but you don't learn them; you choose to learn the sword. Instead of learning the upper sword techniques, you learn the lower sword. There are so many lower sword moves that you study the Drunken Sword. You don't learn sword or iron sword, but instead learn the Silver Sword! Finally, you master an ultimate martial art: the Drunken Silver Sword! In the end, you reach the state of sword and human becoming one---Swordman! Hand grenades will self-detonate when they see you, and if you're handsome, humans will have no choice but to reproduce asexually. In battle, bullets and missiles will be irresistibly drawn toward you. You're more than ten times prettier than flowers, and if you act cute, you can instantly solve the problem of overpopulation.
There are always 28 types of people who comment on posts: one who says they're watching from the front row, one who just passes by, one who leaves their name, one who comes straight to curse 'LZ die, LZ idiot,' one who always fights for the second floor, one who is just passing by, one who only knows how to 'hehe,' one who comes in without contributing anything and leaves immediately, one who doodles, one who posts ads, one who pretends to be profound all the time, one who is an emoji master, one who messes around and then goes to sleep, one who wants to pat the dog downstairs, one who worships everything, one who brags, one who despises braggers, one who promotes Chun Ge, one who floods the comments, one who posts pointless stuff, one who says 'rescue the dignity,' one who says 'kusho, right?' one who says the content is too long and doesn't read it, one who rambles, one who always asks what to prepare if going to KFC (now there's one asking about a 4-yuan nutrition fast drink?), one who requests a photo together, one who comments just to get attention and leave their name, and finally, one like me who copies and pastes to gain experience.
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