well. The recent 7723 game updates are so slow!
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Your dad asked me to pass a message to you. The exact words: 'You kid, don't mess around in the big city, otherwise if you come back and infect your sister-in-law, it's okay if it harms your brother, but if your sister-in-law infects me and something happens to **, then the whole village will be doomed!'
There are so many weapons in China, but you don't learn them; you choose to learn the sword. Instead of learning the upper sword techniques, you learn the lower sword. There are so many lower sword moves that you study the Drunken Sword. You don't learn sword or iron sword, but instead learn the Silver Sword! Finally, you master an ultimate martial art: the Drunken Silver Sword! In the end, you reach the state of sword and human becoming one---Swordman! Hand grenades will self-detonate when they see you, and if you're handsome, humans will have no choice but to reproduce asexually. In battle, bullets and missiles will be irresistibly drawn toward you. You're more than ten times prettier than flowers, and if you act cute, you can instantly solve the problem of overpopulation.
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