Complaints about China’s urban management—very powerful special forces

China Urban Management is a paramilitary organization secretly developed by our country. It manages cities and exercises guerrilla tactics in peacetime; it can be incorporated into the formal army in wartime. It is an excellent reserve army that can charge, reconnaissance, guerrilla, endure hardship, endure, and fight hard. The Pentagon's secret report stated that China's urban management team is a terrifying paramilitary organization with strong potential and can operate around the clock with just a broken van or pickup truck (our country solemnly promises not to be the first to use urban management to foreign countries). "In our eyes, if the British and American special forces are dust, we are sandstorms." - Excerpted from the preface of "The Excellent History of Urban Management" "Escape? We will let you live in infinite fear." -------An urban management officer's remarks during the battle. Before the plane crashed, we always thought it was being attacked by a surface-to-air missile. Unexpectedly, it was the urban management officer who used bamboo poles. . . . . . --------Excerpted from a former US-Soviet SU30 F22 F117A and other fighter pilots. When bricks flying in the sky and countless fists and kicks that could not be seen where they came from blocked the counted soldiers on the battlefield, I really couldn't imagine that this was just an Iraqi team trained by urban management. --------Excerpted from Captain Miller of E Company, 502nd Regiment, 101st Airborne Division, US Army When an M1A2 tank detachment of our army was completely wiped out one morning. There were no signs of an explosion at the scene. Just countless fists. The fist deeply broke the armor. The members inside were beaten to pulp. ----------------------------------------------------------Excerpted from Corporal Tommy Conlin of the 1st Marine Division of the U.S. Army "I'm sorry, I can only answer you, I don't know, because it involves the top secrets of the country"----------The urban management team leader answered reporters' questions about urban management training In a battle of our army. There is a position behind our army on the outskirts. When our army has broken through the outer defense line. That position has been surrounded by us. We captured the position. We left behind 500 corpses of German warriors. And 3 F22s. and 30 Tiger tanks. But the ones who resisted us for 3 days and 3 nights were actually 5 urban management officers ------- Excerpted from Lieutenant Manstein, Company B, 12th Regiment, 78th SS Division, German Army Our will instantly collapsed, just because we knew that there were urban management personnel in the opposing army ------- A commander of the U.S. Marine Corps A thunderbolt and a sword, a group of ferocious dogs are urban management, a heart of steel and black courage, comprehensive management to ensure public security. The sound of killing scares the beggars out of their wits. The reputation of Fenglin Huoshan spreads. If you rob, you will be ruthless. If you beat, you will be destroyed. If you smash the enemy's stall, you will be fined! When they appeared on the battlefield, I knew that our end was coming. ————————————————————————————————Former Russian Defense Minister When I saw them, I couldn't think of anything else. Only two words came to my mind: Superman ——————————————————————————Former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe You must have never seen an urban management officer. If you had, you wouldn't stand here so completely. ————————————————————————————A disabled American soldier You can't imagine it. One of our marine snipers accidentally hit an urban management officer on the hand. The urban management officer actually came all the way and killed him. but. . . When he arrived, he had already killed 200 Marines. Overturned 3 tanks. Plus 5 armed helicopters ------- Instructors of the U.S. Delta Force Urban Management? Is it Satan's conquering world army?----------------------- Former survivor of the 2nd Battalion of the U.S. Artillery Regiment I always thought they were Predators until someone told me that they were urban management officers. I met the urban management and law enforcement officials, yes. . . I have seen urban management law enforcement. . . . . . ------------- Smith, a patient at the American Twist Trauma Rehabilitation Center. W. Bush: While our aircraft carriers were still gathering in the Pacific, the urban management officers had already swam across the Pacific and occupied our capital. ————————————————————————————————————Memories of a U.S. Navy The only person who can stand up to me now is the urban management. But fortunately, we are on the same front -----------------------------------------------------------------Excerpted from Brother Chun's autobiography "I am a Pure Man" The greatest sorrow in my life is that I survived the last war. Death on the battlefield in that war was always in my plan. I really should have died near the end. As a soldier, dying at the hands of the urban management is the most glorious sacrifice. If I were given a choice, I would definitely give up my current identity and choose to be an urban management officer. ——————————————————————————————————U.S. President Ultraman I am the urban management officer. ---------------------- Tombstone words of the people's good hero. When Japan applied for nuclear protection from us, China began to form urban management. It can be seen that our current choice is not wrong. If Japan uses nuclear threats against China, it will be a disaster. Then we will face a greater disaster ———————————————————————————————————————————— Spokesperson of the United States Department of Foreign Affairs We are human beings, yes, we are human beings. ——————————————————————————————————————————————Urban Management Brigade answers reporter's question I think they can kill God with their bare hands ————————————————————————————————————————————————Former Commander of the 73rd Division of the US Marine Corps, Naken It is a huge mistake to fight with such an army ——————————Napoleon Oops~ What should we do if they attack us? -----------------------------God We fought the wrong war in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong person. Because we didn't expect that the other party was... a Chinese urban management officer! ! ! ————————————————————————What the commander of the US military said after defeating Bangzi China: China's urban management and nuclear bombing, I choose the latter————————Survivors of the atomic bomb in Hiroshima, Japan Oh my God! Spare me! I don't want to face them, they are demons from hell. No! I would rather face the devil than them! You know, they are urban management! ———————————Afro-American deserter Will. Hughes: There is no one in the universe who can defeat them. ——————————————————————————M78 Nebula Commander Shaobing Bugman. Even if he becomes Super 4, he still can't defeat them. ———————————— Gogeta, the strongest warrior in the universe. They have surpassed the limits of human imagination. ----------------------------------CIA Director Robles Why don't Americans know what China's urban management is? Because when you know what it is, you will never look close to the sun of tomorrow like me! !————————————————————————The last news of a group of besieged independent divisions in the Korean War Since the power of Chinese urban management exceeds that of nuclear weapons, we decided to sign the "Urban Management Non-Proliferation Treaty" and guaranteed that when others do not use nuclear weapons, we will not give priority to sending urban management. ———————————————————— The People's Congress unanimously approved that we gave up attacking the earth because of the existence of Chinese urban management. ---------Minister of Defense of Mars