It has been several months since the Nokia N8 was released in China. I finally saved up enough money to buy this long-awaited mobile phone. Holding the phone in my hand, I burst into tears. You know, in order to buy the N8, I had eaten steamed buns for half a month, drank boiled water for a month, and slept on the bridge for a month before I could save enough money to buy the N8. It was finally time to get ahead. After taking it back, in order to show the powerful function of the hernia flash, Goth deliberately raised the N8 high at night when the light was dim, then pouted at the N8 at a 45-degree angle and shouted: "Happiness~~~" "Click!" A 12-megapixel photo freezes the handsome action just now.
A good mobile phone can only be displayed in high-end occasions with many people, so as to satisfy my vanity to a greater extent. I chose the highest-end restaurant nearby - KFC. You may wonder why I chose KFC instead of McDonald's, because I heard that KFC's French fries are softer than Ronald McDonald's. It happens that I like soft food and not hard food, so this choice may be related to my personality.
Brother put on new clothes, looked at the handsome face and tall figure in the mirror, and felt a trace of sadness in his heart. Everything was ready, and I walked to the door of KFC. I started to get nervous for no reason. Didn't someone say: The door of KFC is a dividing line. The rich are inside, and the poor are outside. I calmed down and said to myself: "KFC, I'm here!" "Hello, sir! What would you like to order?" The sweet voice of the waitress in a small colored plastic bucket suit made me a little intoxicated. "Let's have a bowl of egg noodles and French fries. I've been eating too much bird's nests and shark fins lately, and I'm getting a little angry. Let's order something lighter." After finishing speaking, I pinched my throat with my hands, and used this action to tell the other person that I had been stuck in a shark's fin while eating a big meal. "Sorry, sir, we don't have egg noodles here, we do have French fries. Please see above for details." After saying this, the waiter pointed upward. I followed the waiter's guidance and looked at it, but when I saw the price, I panicked. Everything cost more than 10 yuan, and a set meal cost dozens. And when I just went out to change clothes, I forgot to bring money```
Brother subconsciously touched the only 5 yuan left in his trouser pocket, what should I do?! no! At this time, you have to calm down. Just when I was in a dilemma, someone next to me said: "Give me some French fries, medium portion." When I heard this, I quickly imitated that person: "I'll have some too." "Okay." The waiter responded sweetly, then turned around and took a portion of French fries and handed it to me: "Sir, these are your French fries, a total of 5 yuan and 5, thank you."
What! ?This price is far beyond my expectation. I don't have enough money at this time. Where can I find 50 cents? Don't panic, don't panic! Brother took a deep breath and once again told himself to stay calm in such a high-end situation and never let others see through that he didn't have enough money. At this moment, I suddenly saw a wretched-looking person hiding in a corner, playing a beauty dressing game on his mobile phone. That's okay! How could such an elegant restaurant allow such immoral things to be discovered? Even if others are afraid, let me seek justice! Brother whispered to the waiter: "Put the fries aside for now. There is a more important thing waiting for me to deal with now. Just watch and don't make a sound, so as not to alert the snake."
When the waiter was understanding the meaning of Brother's words, Brother had already walked behind the man and slapped him in the face. "Pa!" A crisp sound rang! Everyone stopped eating the delicious food in their hands and automatically focused on me. I felt the feeling of being the center of attention! "You~you~you~what are you doing to hit me!?" The man asked, covering his red face after being slapped by his brother. "Why!? You have the nerve to ask why!?" Brother was confused and slapped him again!"You~you~you~you barbarian, wait until you see my lawyer!" The man began to try to use the law to protect himself. It's a pity that he made a miscalculation. It is said that those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes. How can I be afraid of these Wenzou Zou's things? They cost money but also their life!
Brother smiled faintly and casually took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket. The imperial golden shell packaging exuded the aura of a king, yes! It is King Furong! The atmosphere in the entire KFC suddenly became solemn. Even in a high-end place like KFC, it is rare to see cigarettes like Furong Wang. The white-collar workers who were beaten were even more overwhelmed, with expressions of fear, jealousy, inferiority, despair, and denial of their own life experience all gathered on their faces! At this moment, he finally understood that if he really wanted to sue his brother, he would only have to go against the Furong King Group, which would be unpopular and lead to destruction~!
"In such a high-end occasion, you actually use that mobile phone to play beauty dressing. Can such high-end games be played on a mobile phone? Don't you know what shame is?!" Brother asked sharply. "This~~this~~this is the IPHon E4 that I asked a friend to bring back to me from abroad. It symbolizes white-collar status." The man tried to avoid the topic. "Overseas!?" Hearing this, my brother was so angry! As a descendant of the Chinese nation, he is so fond of foreign things! Not ashamed but proud! Brother raised his leg and slapped the young white-collar worker in the face! He kicked the little white-collar's gold-rimmed glasses away. When the little white-collar hit me for the first time, I wanted to use a combo to add to it, but I held back, because the arc of the first kick was too big, and I could clearly feel that the crotch of the tight jeans had already cracked. If I kicked him again, I would not only be embarrassed, but the pants would also be scrapped. This is the inconvenience of my pursuit of a perfect body shape.
"It's just an IPHon E4 and I'm embarrassed to take it out, it's up to me." I slowly took out the N8. "N~~N~~N8!?" The young white-collar worker was shocked: "This is the legendary top-notch model of Nokia!?" "Huh! You know the goods, let me show you how powerful Nokia is." I turned around and looked around and shouted loudly: "Nokia fans, stop hiding, show up!" In an instant, people around stood up one by one holding their mobile phones... N97, N86, N82, E66, E72, E52, X6, 5800, 6720 and other machines appeared one after another, making people dazzled. Brother smiled and pressed it down with his hand, indicating that it was enough. As the saying goes, you should not reveal your wealth. If you are targeted by a thief, you will be in trouble while waiting for the bus.
"See? This is the strength of our Nokia!" I knelt down and taught the young white-collar worker earnestly: "Now, you know what to do." "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I know! I will throw away the IPHon E4 and replace it with Nokia now." The young white-collar worker couldn't help but nodded like a joke: "May I ask my name?" "Forget it, I've been in the world for a long time, and I know the rule that you can't reveal your name casually. Just call me Prince N8." After saying that, I immediately stood up, lowered my head, and then threw it up gracefully, ready to turn around and leave. "Hey! Your French fries!" The waiter saw her brother preparing to leave and shouted hurriedly, fearing that he would just leave her. When I heard the waiter calling me, I was shocked! ~~~~~ I turned my head and gently wiped the dandruff on my shoulders, pointed at the waiter's nose and smiled elegantly: “It's your French fries.
