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There are so many weapons in China, but you don't learn them; you choose to learn the sword. Instead of learning the upper sword techniques, you learn the lower sword. There are so many lower sword moves that you study the Drunken Sword. You don't learn sword or iron sword, but instead learn the Silver Sword! Finally, you master an ultimate martial art: the Drunken Silver Sword! In the end, you reach the state of sword and human becoming one---Swordman! Hand grenades will self-detonate when they see you, and if you're handsome, humans will have no choice but to reproduce asexually. In battle, bullets and missiles will be irresistibly drawn toward you. You're more than ten times prettier than flowers, and if you act cute, you can instantly solve the problem of overpopulation.
I kicked the triangular area of the fool who always treats his best friend as his girlfriend. His testicles instantly shattered into pieces, and his six-centimeter tiny penis broke, mixed with scattered pubic hair, causing him to die on the spot. In the afterlife, he was extremely helpless and miserable, trying everything for nearly a hundred million years before finally healing and reincarnating. A hundred million years later, I didn't expect to run into him again. At that moment, he was naked, full of wounds, and extremely disgusting. With a face like a vengeful ghost from the Netherworld, a body like Zhu Bajie, and bleeding from all seven orifices, his originally six-centimeter penis had shortened by four-fifths. Hahaha, seeing him in such misery, I couldn't help but laugh three times, and without another word, I ran over and kicked him again.
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