Nothing to do, cool down

1. I was in a daze at home that day, and suddenly a little bird flew up and hit the window. I thought: God is playing "Angry Birds", but, that's not right... God thinks I am a pig? ? ? 2. Who owns his own house: In the cold winter, a man stood at the entrance of the corridor, wearing big pants and slippers, looking at the snow on the ground, and shouted in surprise: "Damn, when did it become winter?" 3. Fang Zhouzi questioned Han Han's article. Did he consider Ma Yili's feelings? 4. Liushenwuzhu means: Whose toilet water belongs to... 5. Everyone around me said that I was too lazy. I couldn't stand it anymore and decided to commit suicide. . . So I hired a hitman. 6. Foodies are like trains! Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat! ! 7. Guo Jingming appeared on the cover of a fashion magazine and said breathlessly: "I hope fashion magazines will not be so thick in the future." 8. The day before graduation, diaosi decided to declare war on her love rival. He plucked up the courage and sent a text message to the goddess's tall, handsome and rich boyfriend in a different place: At least geographically, your girlfriend and I are closer. 9. The Hollywood animated comedy blockbuster "Happy Feet 2" is about to be released in China. In order to highlight the theme of the film, three new characters have been added around the protagonist. These cute little penguins are named: Wang Changgui, Wang Dana and Liu Big Head. 10. On July 5, 1687 AD, Newton published "Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy" and proposed the law of universal gravitation, that is, "objects with greater mass have greater attraction." This law was later overturned by Fat Man. 11. I went to a second-hand market to buy a bicycle, but the boss said it was out of stock. He took me to a bicycle park in front of a supermarket and said: Which one do you like, I will unlock it for you. 12. "Why do Japanese cartoons always have children saving the world?" "Because their adults are busy making other movies."