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01. The little nanny has a very loud voice, and the master has told her that everyone coming tonight is a person of high status, so she must speak softly. After dinner, the host and the guests played cards. The nanny finished cleaning up and wanted to go to bed early, so she leaned close to the host and whispered in the ear: "Then I'll go to bed first." 02. Not having sex with girls is a treacherous act. If you see a girl, you will do it for the sake of heaven. The breasts are high and the more you touch them, the more sexy they become. She has a slender waist and possesses unique skills. Tiny and endless. My ass is up and I want to finish it. 03. The young couple had a night of revelry. After everything was done, the husband went to the bathroom to clean and wipe it carefully. The wife asked why it took so long. The husband said: The sniper rifle must be maintained after it is used up. My brother's name is Shunliu. . . 04. The man chased the bus all the way home but didn't catch it. When he came back, he told his wife that he had missed the bus but it was okay. He exercised and earned 1 yuan. His wife got angry and said, "You are stupid. You have to chase the taxi as well. At least earn the starting price." 05. The unit organized a physical examination, and the nurse said that the leader's heart rate had been abnormal, so she asked the chief physician for a reexamination. After the reexamination, the director kindly said to the nurse: From now on, fastening the buttons on the chest can improve work efficiency. 06. Dinner with an upper middle class family. My husband is doing well in stock trading at home and said that he has been "doing pretty well" in the past two or three months. The son-in-law works in the financial industry and humbly says, "I can earn some bubble money." My mother-in-law firmly says, "The more bubbles, the better!" 07. I've always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. After graduation, she got married, and her husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was nursing the baby, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, pressed her breasts with both hands, and then told her, "Call me uncle. If you don't cry, I won't feed you!" 08. What is a spoiler? A friend surnamed Luo went even further. He changed his MSN name to "Dumbledore is dead" and then kept going online and offline. So everyone - including the unfortunate people who didn't want to be spoiled at all - sadly watched the MSN prompt window on the screen repeatedly prompting "Your friend "Dumbledore is Dead" is online..." 09. Today, I was driving on a stretch of toll road. The car broke down while approaching a toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking car, crying and watching other cars whizz by. Until a patrolman came over and helped me push the car through the toll booth. The woman at the toll booth told me that she sympathized with me, but she still charged me 3 yuan. 10. Mrs. Mary went to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked: Mrs. Mary? Yes. You used to be a teacher at West District Primary School? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled, I was your student. Mrs. Mary also smiled and relaxed. The judge then said, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I will fine you a thousand times. "I made a mistake by running a red light, and I will never do it again."