The most outrageous sentences of 2011
1. Why do you talk more nonsense than Hunan TV's advertisements? 2. I want to be thin and become a flash of lightning to light up all the obscene fat people. 3. There is no such thing as an inseparable couple, only mistresses who don't work hard 4. Hair is gone without a trace, and dandruff is better. 5. When you feel depressed, use the landlord's toothbrush to clean the toilet 6. Cucumbers are about shooting, life is about having fun 7. The mind is a daily necessities, not decorations 8. The person with tattoos is not necessarily a gangster, he may be Yue Fei 9. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death, but the exam is about to take place. Others are reviewing while I am previewing. 10. Your smile is brighter than that piece of shit under the sun 11. If two people are together for a long time, it would be romantic to stare at each other. 12. My heart is not a bus. It's not that you just sit down if there is space. 13. Count the stars with me. If your IQ is low, just count the moon. 14. Mermaid, I love you. Only you will not cheat. 15. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here. 16. If my sister dies, I will burn a brother for her. 17. What you do is called diving, what I do is called lurking18. The most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. If you look at it, you will get angry. It is too thin to wipe your butt. 19. Medicine does not cure fake illnesses, but alcohol does not cure real sorrows 20. Sorry, the signature is too personal and the system cannot display it. Please refresh. 21. Life is like poop, and we revel in it like dung beetles. 22. Save the last sip of water for those who need it! Give me that bottle of orange juice 23. Some people look much better than real people when wearing a facial mask 24. I also want to be an elegant lady, but life has turned me into a shrew. 25. The most common thing a thick-skinned person says is, "I won't treat you badly." 26. Do you know what a big shot is? He is a little person who keeps working hard 27. For men, having breasts means being a mother. For women, money means a man. 28. Looking at your photos, I was so excited that I wanted to make them black and white and hang them on the wall! 29. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a shot of snow beer. 30. Eat all your money and use up your health, gamble all your money and whoring all your energy, and you will die. 31. May I ask: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not a local! 32. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world and are inappropriate. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for people on Earth? 33. I am now trying to make money to buy a plane ticket for 2012. 34. Don't charge me, because I have caller ID here 35. Do you think that you are beautiful when others call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable product? 36. The signatures are exchanged every day, and it's free anyway. 37. The boss burst into tears when he came to the bowl.
