It's a very funny version, and all Jin Yong's characters are written out. . . The following is the original text
How did Xiao Zhao come here??
The cold pool of clear water is dark green in color. You can't see the two fighting from above, but you can see that the water in the pool is shaking. After a while, the shaking gradually stopped, but soon the water in the pool became agitated again. All the Mingjiao heroes were extremely worried. They saw that the two of them had been in the pool for a long time. How could they stay at the bottom of the water for a long time? After a while, a wisp of bright red blood suddenly seeped up from the green pool water. Everyone was even more worried, wondering if Dai Qisi was injured. There was a sudden noise, and Han Qianye jumped up from the ice cave, panting.
Where did Wuji come from?
Zhang Cuishan said: "Susu, please be patient, I have something to tell you." Yin Susu couldn't help being startled when she saw his serious expression, and said: "What?" . . . . . Yin Su smiled and said: "Ah, you bad guy... what can you do? Say it quickly, say it quickly!" The two of them. . . . . Just do it now. . . . . . . The two of them got hotter and hotter as they walked. First they took off their sealskin fur, and then it became unbearable to wear only a singlet. . . . . The two of them were thirsty and sweating profusely.
Six Monsters of Jiangnan?
Spent the night at dawn and headed southeast. . . . . . Guo Jing was in China for the first time. All the scenery was like nothing he had ever seen in his life. He felt very comfortable and squeezed his legs. . . . . . He took the sweat towel and wiped it with the horse. When he retracted his hand, he was shocked to see that the sweat towel was full of bright red blood stains. . . . . . He was so scared that he almost shed tears. . . . . . He hugged the horse's neck for comfort, but the horse was still in good spirits and showed no sign of injury.
The Queen Mother shouted angrily: "You...you...you..." took a step forward and gasped for breath. . . . . . Hai Laogong said: "Of course it works, cough...cough...of course it works!... Suddenly the breeze flickered, and Hai Laogong suddenly came closer... He went straight to the Queen Mother's chest... The Queen Mother did not expect him to come so fast, and tried to dodge... Who knew that his figure had just moved... She was almost unable to breathe... Hai Laogong secretly felt in his heart. He was exhausted and lay on the deck. Zhou Botong said, "It's useless." "
When Guo Fu was furious, she exerted great force, but when she saw Yang Guo's blood gushing out like a fountain, she didn't know what to do. After a while, she suddenly burst into tears, hid her face and ran out of the door. After Yang Guo panicked for a while, he calmed down and slowly walked a few steps while holding on to the wall. However, due to excessive bleeding, his vision went dark and he was almost lustful. Fainted. At this moment, Guo Jing said loudly: "Quick, quick, what happened to him? Has the bleeding stopped? " His voice was full of anxiety. Yang Guo had only one thought in his mind at that time: "I never want to see Uncle Guo, no matter what, I don't want to see him. " She took a deep breath and rushed out of the room.
Yi Deng ordered Huang Rong to sit on a futon in the middle. He sat cross-legged on the futon next to her. He glanced at the bamboo curtain and said to Guo Jing: "You guard the door and don't let anyone in. Even my disciples are not allowed to let in." " Guo Jing agreed. Yideng closed his eyes, then opened them again and said, "If they want to force their way in, just use force. It's about your junior sister's life, it's important, it's important. Guo Jing said: "Yes!" He was even more puzzled: "His disciples are so in awe of him, how dare they disobey their master's orders and force their way in?" Yideng turned to Huang Rong and said, "Relax your whole body. No matter what pain, itching or abnormality you have, you must not resist it." Huang Rong smiled and said, "I'll consider myself dead." Yidengyi smiled and said: "Girl is really smart." "
Guo Jing said: "Okay, let's try. . . . . . The two tried several times and finally gave up. Guo Jing was very dissatisfied and said angrily: "Rong'er, let's rest up for a night and come back tomorrow." Huang Rong smiled and said: "Okay!
Murong Fu was shocked... He fired at Duan Yu, and Duan Yu shouted: "Ah!"He was at a loss, panicked, and hurriedly fell to the ground... Murong Fu was extremely clever... and shot Duan Yu in the chest. Duan Yu saw... The onslaught was shocking, and he couldn't help but panic and shouted: "Brother, it's not good! "... Xiao Feng came from the side... past, went around Duan Yu's head, and shot back at Murong Fu.
Ding Chunqiu suddenly... felt extremely itchy, and couldn't help but cry out "Ah!". The tip of his right foot had clearly touched Xu Zhu's monk's clothes, but... it was itchy at the same time, and his right foot naturally dropped down. He said "Ah! "Yo", followed by "Ah yo, ah yo" twice... His face turned red and white... After a while, Ding Chunqiu finally couldn't hold it anymore... Then he tore his clothes, revealing his snow-white skin...
Aunt An pulled Yuan Chengzhi to the inner room, sat side by side on the edge of the bed, and said: "Chengzhi, I liked you very much when I saw you... Yuan Chengzhi, Aunt An and Xiao Although Hui had not been together for many days, the mother and daughter treated him very kindly. They fought during the day and experienced life and death together. They were reluctant to part with each other when they parted.
Zhang Wuji. . . . , continue to act. Zhao Min's heart almost jumped out of his chest, and even the hair on his body itched like it was about to fall off. He cursed: "You stinky boy... thief... boy, one day, I... I will cut you into pieces with a thousand knives... a thousand knives... Okay, okay, spare... just spare me... Mr. Zhang... Mr. Zhang... Master Zhang... Wuwu... Wuwu..." Zhang Wuji said: "Will you let me go?" Zhao Min cried: "I... let go... quickly... stop..." Yang Guo was so surprised that he jumped out of the window with his feet. He went faster, and Guo Jing chased him even faster. Before he even hit the ground, he felt his arms tighten and was caught by Guo Jing. Yang Guo lost all hope, knowing that his martial arts skills were far from his enemy and resistance was useless, so he closed his eyes and said nothing. Guo Jing hugged him and jumped back into the room, placing him on the bed. . .
Yang Guo was filled with hatred and fear: "I wonder what vicious methods he is going to use to torture me?". . . Take a deep breath. . . Guo Jing quickly pressed his lower abdomen with his palm. Yang Guo was held down by Guo Jingyun's strong inner strength, and he couldn't scream. He was worried about Xiao Longnu's safety, and his face turned red and he wanted to struggle. . . Suffering from being restrained all over his body, he couldn't even move. Guo Jing said slowly: "Guo'er... Stop moving quickly, Yang Guo was startled... But he felt... indescribably comfortable and useful... Although Yang Guo was exhausted from this rush, Guo Jing also felt extremely tired...
At this time, Li Mochou turned his contempt into caution, knowing that the wretched-looking blacksmith in front of him really had something extraordinary. Afraid that he would suddenly attack and be poisoned by him, he immediately swung his fly whisk several times to protect the vital points in front of him, jumped out of the door, and shouted: "Tiejiang Feng, come here! "...Suddenly, Feng Mofeng shouted: "No more fight, no more fight, you are not acting like this! " She jumped back half a foot with one foot. Li Mochou was stunned when a gust of cool wind blew, and pieces of her clothes flew away. There were many parts of her skin exposed on her arms, shoulders, chest, and thighs. She was a virgin, and she was so embarrassed at this moment that she was about to turn around and run away when suddenly she felt a chill on her back. A piece of clothing flew away... Yang Guo was so frightened that he almost fainted. . . Let me go! "Yang Guo was like crazy at this time... He exerted 100% of his strength... If he could resist it, give it to him... He hit the wall, it hurt... The silly girl struggled with all her strength. She kicked her feet wildly and suddenly screamed like a slaughtered pig...
Huang Rong forced Guo Jing to learn the orchid whisk. He was very satisfied with his hand, and wanted to pass the dog-beating stick to Lu Youjia. It was useless anyway, and the thickness was not satisfactory. Zhou Botong was holding his arm, blinking at Yideng, and his left eye. The pharmacist flashed and made a face.These two roots are Dongxie and Nandi. . . In today's world, there is no such thing as the third root. . . How did the Dharmaraja endure it? He said "Hey" and shook his body. Zhou Botong. . . He smiled and said, "Lie down!" His legs softened and he slowly sat down. Yi Deng and the other three people looked at each other, and they were all shocked: "This Tibetan monk is really powerful..." Huang Rong said: "Go get a basin of water, quickly!" As soon as he finished speaking, there was a crisp slap on the ear of an officer and soldier. Ke Zhen said disgustedly: "The little witch doesn't speak a word, but when she speaks, she always causes people to suffer a little bit." Huang Rong said again: "Take this knife and cut Uncle Ke...'s lower clothes." One of the officers and soldiers did as he was told. Huang Rong said: "Ke, if you have the guts, don't complain. It will upset the girl, so I'll just ignore it." Ke Zhen'e said angrily, "Who wants you to ignore me? Get away from me." Before he finished speaking, he suddenly felt sleepy. . . A sharp pain showed that it was her. . . Insert it into the flesh in reverse. Ke Zhen'e was shocked and angry, so he punched him. . . Another sharp pain. . . He just heard her say: "If you move again, I'll slap your boss in the ear!" Ke Zhen'e knew that she could do what she said. He was no match for the little demon girl in front of him. Killing her with one knife would be clean and crisp, but if he let her. . . Before she died, she suffered another humiliation. With a livid face and no movement, she tore off a few pieces of cloth when she heard a hissing sound. . . Feel again. . . A feeling of coldness told her that she was washing with clean water.
Xiao Feng. . . . . . I feel happy. . . . . . . I didn't stop working hard, but became more diligent. . . . . A few months ago, I couldn't penetrate so deeply. . . . .
Actually, it was a steel rod used to pick out stars
Linghu Chong suffered the blow. . . . . . Convenience. . . I took a breather and struggled for half an hour. . . . . . I felt stars flashing in front of my eyes, the sky was spinning, and I was about to fall down. Suddenly I heard someone moaning loudly in the grass in front of me. Linghu Chong was startled and asked: "Who?" The man said loudly: "Is it brother Linghu? I am Tian Boguang." "Yes." Bi Yun?. . . . . Linghu Chong asked in shock: "Tian...Brother Tian, what's wrong with you?" Tian Boguang said: "I'm about to...! Brother Linghu, please do a good deed. Ouch...ouch...kill me quickly..." He spoke with loud cries of pain, but his voice was still very loud. Linghu Chong asked: "Are you...are you...injured?" His knees weakened, and he fell down and rolled to the side of the road. Tian Boguang said in surprise: "Are you also injured?" "Oh, who hurt you?" Linghu Chong said, "Brother Tian, who hurt you?" Linghu Chong said, "I..."
Can't you see..." Linghu Chong said with a smile: "It turns out that it's the Six Immortals of Peach Valley again... Oh, brother Tian, aren't you going to go with them?" Tian Boguang said: "What are you going to do?" Linghu Chong said: "You came to invite me to see Yi...little junior sister Yilin, he...they also came to invite me to see...her..." He was panting. . . . . .
The crowd rushed towards the place where the howl came from. They turned around a few mountain cols and saw a dense forest. Next to the cliff on the opposite side,
a thrilling scene appeared:
A large cliff protruded above the deep valley. On the cliff grew a lone pine tree with an ancient shape. A stick on a pine tree. . . Reaching out from the sky, someone reached out with one. . . ride on. . . Above, this man is wearing a green robe. He is Duan Yanqing. he. . . The right hand is holding another one. . . That root. . . There was also someone holding on to the end, but it was the South China Sea Crocodile God. The other hand of the South Sea Crocodile God grabbed someone's hand. . . It is the extremely vicious Yun Zhonghe. Yun Zhonghe held a girl's two hands in his hands. . . The four of them formed a long rope, floating in the air. It was really dangerous, no matter which one of them they were. . . The people below immediately fell into the deep valley dozens of feet below. There are thousands of rocks in the valley, standing upward like swords. If someone falls, it will be difficult to survive.At that time, a gust of wind blew and blew the South Sea Crocodile God, Yun Zhonghe, and the girl around half a circle. The girl originally had her back to the crowd, but then she turned around. Duan Yu shouted "Ah yo" and almost fell off his horse. That girl was none other than Wang Yuyan, whom he had longed for and forgotten all the time.