My nickname is Xiaomei and my elder name is Damei.
It is said that I smiled when I was born. The nurse carried me to the maternity ward. I smiled because I didn't want all the pregnant women in the room who were pregnant with baby boys to give birth prematurely. Those baby boys just came out and didn't cry. They just blinked and followed me around with their sticky eyes, and murmured: Beautiful! beautiful! It wasn't until I went out that I heard howling one after another from behind.
When I was young, my family hired a female college student to be my tutor. After one day of teaching, she left. The reason was that she had too low self-esteem in front of me. From then on, she never looked in the mirror again and cried whenever she looked at me. I spent my childhood at home, afraid to go out, because once I went to the park, drivers and pedestrians on the road stared at me. As a result, eight cars were hit, seven people were injured, six bicycles fell into the gutter, and five people hit the telephone poles. I went to the park once, and the next day, all the flowers in the park were withered. At that time, I didn't know what beauty was, and I didn't know the reason for it. When I was studying, my family gave me a veil to cover my face. I never lifted the veil until I went to college. There was a school beauty in the university who had a very strong self-esteem. One day she accidentally saw my face, and she suddenly became depressed and unhappy. She disappeared after a few days. I heard from my classmates that she went to South Korea for plastic surgery. I thought I could graduate well, and I didn't want to have to study late at night. I rode my bicycle home. At the school gate, my veil fell off, and I was seen by the boy in front of me. I saw his eyes wide open, and he fell with a thud. There was no way to save him when he was sent to the hospital. The doctor said it was a heart attack caused by extreme excitement. Before he died, he smiled and said the last three words: So beautiful!
For this I felt deeply guilty and ran to the overpass at night to cry. When I took off my veil and wiped my tears, I was accidentally photographed by a reporter. The next day my photo was published in the newspaper. On the third day, all the men with families in the city asked for divorce. During the day, the men hung out on the overpass where I once stood, and at night they carried a quilt and slept on the overpass every day.
I couldn't stay in this city anymore, so my family decided to send me to the United States. When I visited the art gallery in the United States, I saw the smile of the Mona Lisa. When I took off the silent mirror and prepared to appreciate it, the Mona Lisa covered her face with her hands. From then on, the smile of the famous painting Mona Lisa disappeared, and another famous painting appeared, the worry of the Mona Lisa. That's okay. I wear sunglasses and a black veil every day when I go out. The US Intelligence Agency thinks that I have the talent to be a female spy, so I should be invited to work in the Intelligence Agency. One day, there was a secret meeting, and George W. Bush was the host. After the meeting, I went to the bathroom sink and prepared to wash my face. Unexpectedly, I had just taken off my veil, and George W. Bush came in. He looked at my face, said nothing, knelt down, and begged me to let him kiss me and be his lover. Due to his threats, I had to promise him that I would consider him again after some time. Maybe George W. Bush wanted me to serve him easily and avoid any scandals, so he sent me to Iraq as a spy. Because of my work, I had more contact with Saddam. Unexpectedly, this made George W. Bush jealous and determined to get rid of Saddam. In the end, he was asked to find an opportunity. The US-Iraq war broke out and Iraq was bombed. Saddam was imprisoned for this.
I hate war, but this war broke out because of me. I am in great pain. I hate myself. I decided to return to my country and go to the Buddha Temple to ask the Buddha to grant me a death. I knelt in front of the Buddha with my true face and said: Buddha, I am not a villain. I have caused such great evil to people, society and the world just because of my beauty. Now I just want to ask the Buddha to grant me a death. Just after he finished speaking, he looked up and saw that the Buddha's face had become a little reserved, and he said in a low voice: You can't die, I won't let you die, I want to return to secular life and pursue you. I panicked and ran away.
I was running on the beach and asked myself, am I really that beautiful?I didn't believe it, so I ran to a hotel and got a room. Facing the mirror in the bathroom, I took off my clothes one by one (I had never seen my own body before when I grew up), and I looked at my body quietly. Immediately, I choked on my breath, my heart beat slowly, and my mind went blank. I knew that I, I, I was going to be so beautiful to myself.
Dear, you understand, no explanation!
Replies (5)
Uh, sofa
Isn't it funny?
According to my mom, when I was just born, I only cried once. Then, guess what? .............. I just put my finger in my mouth and stopped crying.
I don't know, what can I do?
You are so beautiful, you are so charming, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, little sister. You are so beautiful, you are so charming, you are so beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, little sister. You are the bud in the寒冬 (cold winter), you are Xi Shi stirring up the spring waters, you are an angelic grace, you are my beloved imperial consort. All the world's sorrows are destroyed by you. You are like a thousand cups of fine wine, how could I not get drunk? Accidentally falling in love with oh your fragrance, it's only you who occupies my vision, I can't see anything else. Is this love or is this an infatuation with you? You are so beautiful, you are so charming, you are so beautiful, you are so beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, little sister. You are so beautiful, you are so charming, you are so beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, little sister. How can you be so beautiful? You make me fantasize, want to be a sly thief of hearts. Love has sprouted, so precious, there's no time to waste. I am willing to exchange my life for a chance to kiss your lips. Hablo Español to give you a Latin flavor. Your beauty is just a kind of wonderful. Don't blame my little forwardness, I want to spend every year with you. You are too beautiful, you are too charming. For you, I can conquer the north and south of the rivers. Fish sink and birds alight, yet it is hard to reach your heights. Words are not enough to describe your beauty. Hey, baby, give me your embrace, so I can cherish your beauty forever.
— All replies loaded —