Let’s build a building together!
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Lu lu., How many gold medals did the Chinese shooting team win at the 26th Olympic Games? Please choose the correct answer.
God needed a phone, so He took Steve Jobs... God needed a bodyguard, so He took Bruce Lee... God needed an assassin, so He took Osama bin Laden... God needed a singer, so He took Leslie Cheung... God needed a dancer, so He took Michael Jackson. Great God, do You need a fool? Then take the original poster.
The original poster excitedly finished posting this thread, only to be stopped by a reporter who insisted on interviewing him— The reporter asked: "You must have had some unforgettable experiences in your life, right? Can you tell us about them?" —The OP was stunned for a moment after hearing this, lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and then said meaningfully: "That year, the dog from the second floor went missing... I went to the mountain with the second floor and searched all night, and finally found the dog. Because it rained so heavily, we spent the night in a cave. That night was really boring, so we forcibly had sex with the dog from the second floor. It felt amazing!" —The reporter looked awkward and asked again: "Don't you have anything even more unforgettable?" —The OP chuckled: "One winter, the person from the third floor went missing. I went up the mountain with the second floor to search and found them quickly, but on the way back down we deliberately stayed until dark, so we spent another night in a cave. The second floor and I knew what to do, and forcibly had sex with the third floor. It felt fucking amazing!" —The reporter forced a smile to ease the mood and asked again: "Don't you have anything most unforgettable, something that isn't raping animals or people?" —The OP, trembling, crushed the cigarette butt hard in the ashtray, his mouth twitching continuously, and finally regained his composure. He shed a murky tear and sank into endless sorrowful memories... "O-one year, I went missing, and everyone in the building went up the mountain to look for me..."
Today, this humble monk happened to pass by this place and saw the original poster bragging loudly here, deceiving the people and harming the world. I, being devoted to Buddha and possessing good intentions, could not bear it in my heart. Enjoying helping others and upholding the spirit of respecting the elderly and loving the young, I could only pick up a stick and stab vigorously at the poster's chest, chanting in my mouth: 'Benefactor, to hell with you @_@|||'
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