The effect caused by Pan Jinlian opening a window - etc.

: A female colleague with whom I have an ambiguous relationship mentioned in a chat that she wanted a pillow. After my brother heard about it, he promised to give one to her. Unexpectedly, she said righteously: "If you have nothing to show your courtesy, you will be a thief! What is your purpose?" He hesitated for a long time and said, "I don't want to steal." ——————————If Pan Jinlian had not opened the window, she would not have met Ximen Qing; if she had not met Ximen, she would not have cheated. Without cheating, Wu Song would not have been forced to go to Liangshan; if Wu Song had not gone to Liangshan, Fang La would not have been captured, and he could have won the Song Dynasty; there would have been no Jingkang humiliation, Jin soldiers entering the country, and the Qing Dynasty; there would have been no seclusion, and there would have been no Eight-Power Allied Forces in the Opium War. China will be the only superpower in the world. Xiao Pan, why did you open the window when you have nothing to do? ——————————: None of the men on Weibo want to really pay attention to you. All they care about is how big your bust is, how long your legs are, how deep your cleavage is, how sexy the pictures you post are, whether you have been cheated on, and whether you can be tricked into cheating on you, that's all. They pay attention to your sexual affairs, not your inner affairs. You treat him as a friend, but he treats you as a sex partner. ——————————This doll has grown up tremendously: One day, a man and a woman were discussing marriage in a restaurant. Woman: "Are you going to marry me or not?! If you don't marry me, I'll just marry you in this restaurant!!!" Man: "Huh?" Can you find a way to survive? [Haha Mirror] Are you busy? If you are not busy, I will find something for you to do: put a switch on the sun, install a railing on the Yellow River, put a reverse gear on the Great Wall, and drain the water from the Yangtze River! Go and do it now! An advertisement for Jay Chou's milk tea was played on the TV. The heroine asked delicately: What am I to you? Jay Chou responded coolly: Milk tea, so I can hold you in my hand. The heroine smiled sweetly... My loli, who was immersed in eating, suddenly raised her head and made a shocking comment: Fool, why are you so happy? He threw you away after drinking. You are only six years old, don't tell the truth! ——————————: The sky is rustling, the rain is falling, the wind is howling like a wolf, and the moon is like a broken knife. You are pushing a one-wheeled wooden chariot speeding through the wind and rain. Suddenly! You stop the chariot, glare at a house in front of you, look up to the sky and shout: "Collect the rags!" ". Go away in a low-key manner and use it to punish people... GO! ——————————When I went to college, my physical fitness was poor, my playing skills were bad, I became lazy, my thinking was dull, my studies were useless, I stayed up late and skipped classes, my edges were smoothed, and my fighting spirit was lost. In a blink of an eye, youth is gone, and the only thing gained is: thick skin. [An official's diary] Getting up in the morning: boxing; having a meeting in the morning: taking a nap; eating at noon: burping; going to work in the afternoon: playing cards; working overtime in the evening: playing cards; and in the evening. Entertainment: Playing with guns; Going home late at night: Fighting. ——————————[Hard Mirror] Are you busy? If not, find something for you to do: install a switch for the sun, install a railing for the Yellow River, put a reverse gear on the airplane, put tiles on the Great Wall, and pump water out of the Yangtze River. Go ahead! Go ahead and do it! I'll treat you to a meal after you're done! ——————————: On the bus, a young man who looked like a gangster was staring at the breasts of a voluptuous young girl. He was still shameless and looked up at the sky and said jokingly: “Young man! "The crowd roared. Not to be outdone, the young girl glanced sideways at the young man's lower body, then rolled her eyelids and said disdainfully: "No. 7 battery! "————————————Calculating the college entrance examination, we spent 12 years of youth and at least 40,000 to 500,000 yuan in tuition fees to support Chenguang Factory, True Color Factory, Machine Readable Card Factory, countless paper mills, countless printing plants, Hanlin Bookstore, Xinhua Bookstore, the city's transportation industry, restaurants around the school, as well as all teachers' salary bonuses, the principal's car, gas money, and gymnasiums (this...) The college entrance examination is a national pillar private enterprise! This is our contribution!——————————If when buying clothes, the salesperson says disdainfully: These clothes are very expensive, don't touch them if you don't want to buy them. If you are not afraid, just answer her: It seems that you are rich? If you have money, you won't sell it. . .