The forum is not very active in the afternoon.
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After the original poster (OP) finished posting this thread, he watched the words pop up in the bottom right corner of his computer: 'Insufficient balance, the system will shut down soon.' Reluctantly, he stood up. He left the internet café and took out his only one yuan to take a bus home. As soon as he walked in, he saw his father and mother sitting in the room, both looking unhappy—the room was a mess. They must have just had another argument! They were going to get a divorce again! His mother stood up with a dark face and asked, 'Son, your father and I are getting a divorce. Are you going to be with me or with your dad? You choose yourself!' The OP looked at his mother and then at his father. Tears immediately welled up. Yes, what a cruel choice, he thought to himself. He knew his mother was tighter and had more wetness. But it was obvious that his father's anus had become tighter after just being developed. Which one to choose? Suddenly, an idea lit up in OP's mind: choose mom! After all, she has three holes, and dad only has two! So he said to his father with full apology, 'Sorry, I choose to be with mom!' His father moved his lips and slowly said, 'Son, don't forget. She will never have the ability to develop your anus! But I do!' The OP turned pale upon hearing this and fell into endless difficulty again.
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