You scream and no one comes to save you

: Drinking coffee, a man in a suit sat next to him. When the phone rang, he answered the call and complained: "I told you, your order is only one billion, which is too little. I won't do it." Then he hung up. As a businessman, I looked at him with a little respect. Asked: "Which company are you the boss of? You don't accept such a big business?" He smiled awkwardly: "I print Ming coins, one million each, and the profit of one billion is only a few dozen yuan, who does it! --:-):-):-):-):-).: The other name of introvert is Mensao, and the other name of Mensao is implicit, implicit Another name is low-key, another name is introversion, another name is calmness, another name is pretending to be B. Well, next time I can say that you are very introverted. --- One day, Xiao Ming dressed up carefully, drove a sports car, and was very excited to go to the party. He was so good, he must be the favorite of many hot girls, but unexpectedly, he was assigned three dinosaur girls to ride in his car. Xiao Ming was so angry that he didn't want to say a word, and drove with a sad face. Unexpectedly, the dinosaur girls said: Handsome guy, you are in a bad mood! Otherwise, why don't you say anything? Xiao Ming replied coldly: Have you seen the garbage truck driver and Are you talking rubbish? --- You are mean and scoundrel, you pull my belt every day; you are shameless and shy, you kiss my mouth and face every day; you hate that you are boring and stubborn and have been with me for five or six years. You spent so much hard-earned money on me, damn mobile phone! ---: When two women talked about their husbands, one asked: "How is your mouth? "What should I say?" He talks confusingly and does his work carelessly. "What about conducting yourself in the world?" "Don't make trivial friends and make irresponsible remarks to others." "Is that good for you?" "It's okay to me. He's always humble in front of me." "---A classmate wrote in an exam: There is always love in thousands of mountains and rivers, can you give me some points? The teacher who corrected the paper read it and replied to him: There is love in the world, and giving 0 points is also love---: Confucius, bless my Chinese! Zu Chongzhi, bless my mathematics! Jesus, bless Bless my English! Bless my physics, Avogadro! Bless my biology, my Marx! Bless my history, Columbus! --- Demon King: You! Just call me, no one will come to save you! Princess: I'm here to save you! Cao Cao: Damn it! Damn it! Who caught me? Demon King: Oh~mygod! Who called me? No one called you! ]————: Liu Bei walked into the thatched cottage and saw a handsome gentleman staring at the computer with an anxious look on his face. Liu Bei came forward and said: "I am here. The gentleman said without raising his head: "Laola Takizawa, don't bother me." "---: One day, in the middle of the physical education class, I went to the restroom to solve a personal problem. I accidentally entered the men's restroom in a hurry. I saw a boy peeing in the urinal. I was blinded at the time. After a second, I was about to retreat quietly, but I was found and fainted. I saw the boy yelling "Rogue, indecent" and covering his chest with his hands. Later, I said something that I found incredible, "Classmate, you are covering the wrong place..."