Something you have only ever dreamed of achieving!
Money was falling from the sky, all the handsome guys on the ground were dumbfounded, all the beauties were smiling at me, crying and asking me to have sex with them. If I didn't have money to buy a house, others wanted it. I drove a Mercedes-Benz to the road, and I didn't even need sleeping pills to commit suicide!
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There are so many weapons in China that you ignore learning them and choose to learn the sword; instead of learning the upper sword techniques, you learn the lower sword techniques; there are so many lower sword moves that you learn the Drunken Sword; you don't learn the Iron Sword, but go to learn the Silver Sword! Finally, you master a supreme martial art: Drunken Silver Sword! Ultimately, you reach the realm of human-sword unity --- Swordman! Hand grenades will self-detonate at the sight of you, if you're handsome humans will have to reproduce asexually, in battle bullets and missiles will inevitably fly towards you, even more beautiful than Hua by ten times or more, and if you act cute you can instantly solve the problem of overpopulation.
Dreams are beautiful, but reality is cruel! Just as a typhoon is coming outside, you go out for a walk and see if the heavens will show some mercy and strike you with lightning to give you a rebirth, so that your dreams might come true... Remember, if you are reborn, remember to exterminate the little Japanese for me!
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