joke

1. Yesterday, someone asked me if the mayor of Nanjing was named Jiang Daqiao. I said no. He said that when I was crossing the river in Nanjing by train, I saw a billboard that said: Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge welcomes you!
2. My sister is a very thoughtful child. When I was in the first grade, I only scored more than 50 points on an exam. As a result, the teacher asked my parents to sign it. This girl actually folded the paper and folded it into a small piece of paper, leaving only a blank space. She took it home and asked my father: "Dad, how do you write your name?" 3. I went to the second-hand market to buy a bicycle, but the boss said it was not in stock. He took me to the bicycle park at the entrance of a supermarket and said: Which one do you like, I will unlock it for you!
4. Candidate from Beijing: "Dad, I got 530, which is 53 points higher than the first-class score!" Dad: "My son is really promising. He will go to Shanghai to travel!" Shandong candidate: "Dad, I got 530, which is 20 points worse than the second-class score." "Dad: "You're worthless, don't go to school, go and work in Shanghai!" Shanghai candidate: "Dad, I'm 230, send me abroad." Dad: "Okay, go study business administration and come back to help me. This year, many migrant workers have been recruited from Shandong. " 5. In the mall, a buyer asked the merchant: "Please explain to me the difference between smart phones and non-smart phones." The seller looked at him and said, "Take the program alarm clock in the mobile phone as an example. Non-smart phones wake up in the morning. It will make a fuss when the time comes, but it doesn't care whether it wakes you up or not. But the smartphone is different. If it doesn't wake up when the time comes, it will send a text message to your boss to ask for leave. "Buyer: "Okay, give me a smart phone."