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The original poster: wandering pirate ツcong Views: 97 Replies: 8 Posted in: 2012-07-29 23:39:37
Suddenly realized that the first thing I do when I get up is reach for my phone. The last thing I do before going to bed is put down my phone. Hands up if this hits home!
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It seems
No…
Probably…
The first thing I do after getting up is scratch my butt...
No, before getting up, one tends to daydream. Because urine has accumulated overnight, it will naturally be erect upon waking. To avoid this, one must get up immediately in the morning and cannot stay in bed.
The first thing upon getting up is opening your eyes.
No, I have to find something to eat before going to work.
I got shot...
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