1 A little sister's extremely powerful conversations with various gods—so classic!!!
\MM: Bodhisattva! With your great kindness and compassion, please tell me, when will I find a husband?
\Bodhisattva: The secrets of heaven cannot be revealed! Everything is predestined in the underworld!
\MM: Damn! Isn't that just nonsense?
\Bodhisattva: Pfft! If I wanted to know, would I have become a monk?
\MM: Monkey King, why did you choose to protect Tang Sanzang on his pilgrimage to fetch the scriptures?
\Sun Wukong: Isn't it just to get a diploma?
\MM: Is a diploma really that important?
\Sun Wukong: I'm a hooligan who once served my sentence under the Five Finger Mountain. Now I'm the Fighting Buddha. You tell me, is it important or not?
\MM: Goddess Nüwa! Why did you create humans?
\Nüwa: The sky had a leak, and I barely managed to fix it. If I didn't create people, who would pay me for the repairs?
\MM: Then why did you divide humans into male and female?
\Nüwa: I am neither male nor female myself, and I wanted to see which was stronger, male or female?
\MM: And the result?
\Nüwa: I had to repair the sky again!
\MM: Houyi! Why did you shoot down the suns back then?
\Houyi: Someone paid me.
\MM: Why did you leave one?
\Houyi: They only paid for nine!
\MM: Why leave this particular one?
\Houyi: It paid too!
\MM: Weaving Girl! Why did you marry Dong Yong?
\Zhinü: For love!
\MM: Is that the only reason?
\Zhinü: Well…
\MM: Was there some other reason?
\Zhinü: He had a house!
\MM: Altar Purifier! Why do you like Gao Yue'e?
\Zhu Bajie: She's pretty.
\MM: Then why aren't you seeing her now?
\Zhu Bajie: I'm a government employee now!
