At the peak of Mount Hua, Huang Yaoshi glanced at Guo Jing and Huang Rong several times and sighed, saying, 'Jing'er, since your mother has passed away, tomorrow you will follow me back to Peach Blossom Island, and your master will preside over your wedding and complete your marriage with Rong'er, how about that?' Guo Jing, overcome with joy and sorrow, knelt on the ground and shouted toward the cliff, 'Guo Jing is getting married tomorrow!' Only to hear an echo from the valley: 'Is the groom Han Han?
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Most driving school instructors are serious, stubborn, and not easy to deal with, but our instructor often says surprising things that make people burst into laughter: 1. Hold the steering wheel steady, don't let it sway left and right. Our car drinks gasoline, not alcohol. 2. Are you fastening your seatbelt or tying a tie? How come it still isn't done after five or six minutes? 3. Not bad, there's improvement. Previously, this car drove the small S route, now it's on the big S. 4. I told you to turn the steering wheel half a circle, but you turned a full circle...
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E Gentle Guy\Annual Romance Index: ☆☆☆☆★. Romance Passion Level: ★★★★★. Romance Location: Scenic Spot. Gentleness is a low-key trump card; you can always make women intoxicated by your tender affection. However, it seems that you are not someone who likes to cast a wide net; you always choose carefully and then strike straight to the heart. You are a gentle killer, but because you have high standards for your romantic partners, even when you are in a garden of peach blossoms, you only take meticulous care of the ones you like. As for the other peach blossoms, you ignore them, thus losing opportunities for romance. However, if you find the right one and are very happy, why would you bother with other peach blossoms?
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