After hastily finishing my meal and quickly tidying up, I headed out. Walking along the school road, I always paid attention at every corner, hoping to encounter that clichéd scenario so outdated that no one uses it anymore: 'bumping into the newly transferred student and seeing her underwear.' \
Xiangtian High School, the school I attend, is unfortunately not an all-girls school. Although I almost gave up on attending here since it's a co-ed school, I thought that being able to sneak into an all-girls school like the protagonist is beyond my capabilities given my character. \
As I went further, there were more and more students. This school does not require uniforms because the principal is a carefree person. He claims the school emphasizes individuality and pursuing dreams, but in reality, it's a feudal school that only cares about grades. \
Grades are the most important; grades are everything! This is the principle of the school. Back when I first entered, the principal's speech was extremely exaggerated—a large screen on stage displayed a stylized English letter L, voiced with the pitch-modifying software used for L in the anime. It made people want to ask, just how obsessed with Death Note are you? Does someone like this even qualify to be a principal!?
"All new students, I am the principal." What… did he just turn the atmosphere into the scene where L appears at the ICPO meeting for the first time? Then he announced the school's only principle. This person, later called by countless students 'the most mysterious principal in the world,' said: 'Those without grades are not qualified to have fun, but as long as you have good grades, you can do whatever! Even skip classes, because our school promotes individuality!' \
However, I could only sigh helplessly as I looked around. As expected, beautiful girls are a rare resource; they are not the kind you encounter by chance. The girls passing by didn't have any traits that would make me interested, or… is it too much to view 3D girls through a 2D anime lens?
"Wow——"
"It's Lady Mikako!"
"Quick, make way!"
At that moment, the screams of a group of girls nearby caught my attention. Following the sound, from the entrance to inside the school, the passing students seemed to instinctively make a path. A girl walked into the teaching building to the cheers of boys and girls.
Ah! This is! Long black hair flowing! My eyes cannot be mistaken; this girl is the extremely rare beauty of this school, Mikako Ekami!This guy always has a serious expression because her position doesn't allow her to joke around. As the disciplinary committee head of Xiangtian High School, she is always diligent and responsible. The principal is so half-hearted, so the disciplinary committee plays a significant role in the school. Mm, mm, as a disciplinary committee member, the uniform is always worn, and our school follows the traditional sailor suit. Someone like her, if she were infatuated with me, would be even more intense! My mind kept filling with those delusions, and for a while, I forgot the time. When I came to my senses, there was only one student left on the playground. Checking my watch, I realized it was still five minutes before the bell. “Damn, if I don't hurry……” I said, speeding up my pace and running toward the teaching building. High School Year Two, Class Three, my class. I opened the door, said, “Good morning,” and walked to my seat and sat down. “You finally came, my right-hand man, Hiroichi Maya! Alright, let's not waste any time, let's quickly discuss……how to prevent the world from being destroyed!” There was the timing, there was the advantage of location, my seat was in the last row by the window, and the boy sitting next to me posed as if he were really cool, which looked irritating from my perspective, speaking in a condescending tone. “Less than 200 days until the Earth is destroyed, but don't worry, this is Ark One! You are absolutely safe here!” If a hundred-year-old, dilapidated classroom in history could survive the Earth's destruction, then forget about Earth—the entire universe can go to hell! I scoffed in my heart but kept a neutral expression on the outside. “Who are you?” Everyone could ignore this guy because just from his previous words and actions, it was enough to tell he was a chuunibyou (delusional teenager). “Keep… pretending.”My right-hand man, I'm not quite sure about those little tricks in your heart, but after seeing this, will you still say the same thing?” This guy took out a box with yellow packaging from his clothes and showed the cover in front of me… “This is… isn't this the beautiful 18X bishoujo game that was just released for pre-order a few days ago?” I snatched the box, feeling the weight of the disc inside, and then wore an expression as if seeing an old friend. “Look closely, aren't you my best friend from elementary to high school, Matsukumo Heiban?” “Not Heiban! I am Kanzai Tenyo!! I am the destroyer of peace, the creator of disaster!!! The last human to witness the destruction and rebirth of the world's ruling structure!!!” Matsukumo's voice echoed throughout the classroom. Matsukumo Heiban was indeed his name, but he seemed to hate it quite a bit, and he even referred to himself with that thing just now? By the way, we're still alive, we, the people of the world, are all still alive. “I don't care whether this is the work of some little sister-obsessed demon king, or some fully midly-chuunibyou Phoenix Institute student wearing a white coat, clamoring to develop a time machine every day. I only know one thing: you have nothing to do with them. These things are completely irrelevant to you; they are just the product of your bored, delusional imagination and have no meaning whatsoever.\PS: Also
