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A hilarious dialogue between two main characters... reposted from Wudong Forum... Xiao Yan: I know you, you are Lin Dong, a rare existence in the entire Wudong Qiankun world.Lin Dong: I also know you, you are Xiao Yan. One move from you can shock the entire Dou Po Cang Qiong.
Xiao Yan: Back then, in Wutan City, our Xiao family was one of the three major powers.
Lin Dong: Back then, in Qingyang Town, our Lin family was one of the four major powers.
Xiao Yan: Back then, in Wutan City, I obtained a ring.
Lin Dong: Back then, in Qingyang Town, I obtained a runestone.
Xiao Yan: My ring has Yao Lao, and his origins are mysterious.
Lin Dong: My runestone has Master Diao, and his origins are also mysterious.
Xiao Yan: Wutan City has an auction house, I often sell pills there.
Lin Dong: Qingyang Town has an underground trading station, I also sell pills there.
Xiao Yan: I have a younger sister named Xun'er, she's not my biological sister.
Lin Dong: I also have a younger sister named Qing Tan, she's not biological either.
Xiao Yan: My confidante, Xiao Yixian, has a terrible poison body, she originally suffered a lot, but became strong after controlling poison pills.
Lin Dong: My childhood friend Qing Tan has a Yin Sha demon body, she also originally suffered a lot, but became strong after controlling Yin pills.
Xiao Yan: My goal is to go to Yunlan Sect and defeat Nalan Yanran.
Lin Dong: My goal is to go to the Da Yan Lin family and defeat Lin Lang Tian.
Xiao Yan: I also have an identity, I am a pill concocter.
Lin Dong: I also have an identity, I am a symbol master.
Xiao Yan: We pill concocters rely on spiritual power.
Lin Dong: We symbol masters also rely on spiritual power.
Xiao Yan: We have a tower called the Pill Tower.
Lin Dong: We have a tower called the Symbol Tower.
Xiao Yan: Yao Lao takes me to train.
Lin Dong: Master Diao accompanies me to train.
Xiao Yan: The purpose of my training is to find elemental fire.
Lin Dong: The purpose of my training is to find the ancestral symbol.
Xiao Yan: With elemental fire, I become a powerful pill concocter, my strength multiplies.
Lin Dong: With the ancestral symbol, I become a powerful symbol master, my strength also multiplies.
Xiao Yan: My first time was with Medusa.
Lin Dong: My first time was with Ling Qingzhu.
Xiao Yan: My first time... wasn't voluntary... I lost control.
Lin Dong: My first time... wasn't voluntary either... I also lost control.
Xiao Yan: Afterward, Medusa wanted to kill me, but then saved me.
Lin Dong: Afterward, Ling Qingzhu also wanted to kill me, but then saved me too.
Xiao Yan: ...
Lin Dong: ...
Xiao Yan: I was written by a guy named Tudou.
Lin Dong: I was also written by a guy named Tudou.
Xiao Yan: Any resemblance
Lin Dong: Is purely coincidental.