[Hilarious] Compilation of Memorable Lines from 'iPartment'

Are you sure? Do you want all of them?\Left eye twitching, peach blossoms bloom; right eye twitching, chrysanthemums bloom.\You must get online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on a monument.\I know more than a dozen different ways to die.\Life is like a play; the one you love is one person, and the one you marry and have children with is another. It's normal.\I will definitely be chopped into chips.\Since ancient times, who in life has not died? Whether death comes early or late, it will come.\Now the raw rice has already been cooked into porridge.\Death is not scary; sitting and waiting for death is scary.\When opinions agree, I have the final say. When opinions disagree, she has the final say.\Oh my god, even if I jump into the Sea of Japan, I can't clear my name.\Western implicit types~ Japanese action types~\Meeting and parting is like a turn, one circle after another, forming the dance of life; some people will return, some know saying goodbye is too hard.\You are really even better than Jet Li and Donnie Yen!\A bold life does not need an explanation!\How can you say his brain is flooded? The premise is, you need to have a brain first.\Three lousy cobblers, together outsmart Zhuge Liang.\Well said, said a lot, but I didn't quite understand.\A good man is me, I am... (glaring eyebrows) Zeng Xiaoxian\I am Zeng Ge telling you, trust me, trust me...\I will spray you to death with a mouthful of salty soda\Opportunities come at me like raindrops. But I dodge them one by one.\Ziqiao: "Who can avoid responsibility? People like us, tomorrow we will fly away." (Anyone sensible knows, that time playing Caesar)\Three feet of ice requires a microwave to thaw!\Don't underestimate shrimp as seafood.\I, have loved a girl; we were entangled for a long time, quarreling every day, drinking salty soda together. Until one day, she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt very guilty. I knew it was a mistake for her to stay by my side because I couldn't give her the happiness she wanted. Maybe it was also a mistake for her to leave, but she had to finish one thing before she could tell herself which mistake was worth committing.\--So what was the result?\--No result. People often commit another mistake to avoid one mistake. Since many mistakes are unavoidable, why let regret bury your life? Instead of constantly running away, isn't it better to face one, what do you think?\Getting silicone is the way to go.\I just need time to let my love brew a little.\Life is just being born and living on; the rest is all clouds.\Having both a house loan and a car loan\ He does styling, I deal with creating people\ Close the door, let Xiaoxian in.\ Hu Yifei: Are you really relatives?\ Tang Youyou: Really, I am TMD the thirteenth sister\ Ziqiao: She really is TMD my mom's thirteenth sister, though I really don't want to admit it\ Tang Youyou: But I am still your aunt, be good\ Xiaoxian: Your mom is really spooky\ Yifei: Really TMD spooky\ Guanyu: TMD who\ Here's this peach back for you, can I exchange it for a shiny one?\ Guanyu, your styling today... is very red\ Music is beautiful, content is rich, theme is clear, and captivating\ Don't give your opponent the right to speak, the play is something you snatch.\ Your explanation is just covering up, covering up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of evil!\ Break the rules, if Conan were alive, he would also be annoyed like Kogoro Mouri.\ There's a piece of frozen tofu in the fridge…\ I prefer pigs to humans; pigs will always be pigs, humans sometimes aren't human\ You have the sheep voice, right? You went off key at the beginning and never came back, didn't you?\ I want to play a song by Chen Xiaochun called “You're Ruthless” for the ticket offenders at the train station\ I'm handsome, but my handsomeness isn't obvious.\ I am a career woman who is pregnant and has to work two extra jobs.\ Comrade Zhang helped our farm innovate, overachieved the task, and even got praised as a rice-planting expert~\ You know that female celebrity got hurt, right, it's from riding a horse, her silicone even popped out\ Your youth, with no place to belong, has been nailed to a child's cross\ Cutting water with a knife only makes it flow more, people who don't fix jokes take time\ Calling someone's name at this moment is bad for my heart\ I am a little stream, always going forward, little stream, little stream, never stopping.\ She is very normal, extremely normal, even abnormally normal.\ Love without the goal of marriage is just playing rogue\ Pure man? Isn't there only one pure man in China?\ When you fall in wrestling leaving only one bar of health, call “Xinceng Ge” three times to revive on the spot.\ Tigers won't show their strength, you think I'm critically ill?\ Listen to others' stories, shed your own tears.\ Counting sheep is foreign because sheep and sleep sound similar, the Chinese should count dumplings…\ A person will play many roles in their life, if you're unhappy, you can throw away the script. But remember, one script truly belongs to you, don't throw away the wrong one.\ If my relationship fails, the one lying on the ground will definitely be the other person.\Why does this guy look so handsome at first glance? Wait, it must be the first-glance effect! I glance, I glance again, I glance once more, no matter how I glance, he's so handsome.\Chatting online is dangerous, don't get emotionally attached.\I also want to have an early romance, but it's already too late.\Spitting, spitting, eventually, you just get used to it.\No matter how excited you are, please pat someone else's leg.\He must have graduated from a special education school, right?\His scriptwriting is worse than a sheep's voice.\The keyboards he touched can't even support an amoeba.\The biggest difference between him and a pig is that a pig can't randomly turn into a human, but he turns into a pig every now and then.\I guess he wrote his script with pig trotters.\I suggest he take some hemorrhoid medicine, to treat his foot-and-mouth disease.\If you want to survive in the Jianghu (martial world), it's best to stay single.\Testing a man's sincerity is not about what he says, but about what he says when drunk.\I just bought a new razor, want to try it~\[Do you believe I can guess the brand of perfume you're using? Is it Giorgio Armani?] [No!] ; [Then is it Christian Dior or Chanel No. 5?] [Neither!] ; [Isn't it European?] [It's Six God!] ; [This brand is quite rare! Is it American?] [Six God, I bought it from the supermarket…\The cue is too old, the hole too small, the table too high, not in good condition.\They came by just now, right? Yes, and he even asked if you're going to Harvard. He said someone in their family is in the US. Oh, do I know Bill Gates?\I'm upset and want to eat my stomach.\To live comfortably, you've got to wear a bit of green~\Don't be obsessed with conch shells, that's really just a legend.\Missing it is the best solution.\You're right, it's not diamond at all, not even cubic zirconia, it was taken off the chandelier at that time.\For justice, for brotherhood.\Watching the Spring Festival Gala is a tradition for Chinese people for thousands of years.\I thought you were decadent, turns out you're scrapped.\Think about the essence of the Spring Festival Gala: a group of handsome men and beautiful women partying all night in big shorts, while we seven foolish men and women just sit in front of the TV staring blankly.\In my class, skirts are not allowed, or I'll make her do a handstand.\Even Taekwondo wins poetry awards, how can we literary Tsinghua students survive?\Watching the Spring Festival Gala grants immortality.