Learning Japanese will drive you crazy.
Hello (cry with you while digging)[br/][br/]I'm back (her period)[br/][br/]Brother (oniisan)[br/][br/]Cute (kawaii)[br/][br/]What? (nani)[br/][br/]You are handsome (kakkoii)[br/][br/]I see (nani futotsu)[br/][br/]I ate (one dozen karmas)[br/][br/]Good morning (dog zha yi mas)[br/][br/]Impossible (masaka)[br/][br/]Amazing (jiyuu i)[br/][br/]Thank you (arigato)[br/][br/][br/][br/]What's wrong (doushita)[br/]Slack a bit (shabon you)[br/]That's not okay (sori wa arimasu ari)[br/]Why? (o no e)[br/]What's that (o no sori ari)[br/]What does it mean? (manjia sori ari)[br/]Idiot (baka)[br/]I understand (wakatta wa)[br/]This is (kuri ari)[br/]Keep it up (ganbare)[br/]Done! (Adamu!)[br/]Friend (neko to tori wo nusumu)[br/]Not okay (tame)[br/]You're right (shoudanai)[br/][br/][br/]Great! (yugada!)[br/]Really? (ho! just kidding)[br/]Miss (i will grab it)[br/]No! (yamate)[br/]Damn (shouzu)[br/]Sorry (gomin nasai)[br/]It's okay (ii yo)[br/]Are you alright? (do you have tape?)[br/]Date (with pocket)[br/]Yes (hi)[br/]Good night (oyasumi)[br/]That's all (cried damn)
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Real Japanese: 1. Don't get cocky——調子こいてんじゃねーぞこら! 2. Damn!——くそったれ! 3. Don't show off!——なめてんじゃねーぞ、おら! 4. Are you sick!?——てめーいかれてんのか! 5. Fool——あほ 6. Go die——死ね!(死にやがれ!) 7. Trash——カス 8. Shameful——まぬけ 9. Garbage, debris——雑魚(ざこ) 10. Cut the crap——ほざけ 11. Bring it on!——おとといきやがれ! 12. Pig head——クソブタ 13. Ugly freak——ブス 14. Pervert——エロオヤジ (only for men…) 15. Pervert/Weirdo——へんたい 16. Little rascal——餓鬼(ガキ) 17. Stubborn person——タコ 18. Fool (upgraded)——ボケ 19. Useless guy——役立たず 20. Bastard (most common)——馬鹿野郎(ばかやろう) 21. Trash, scum (upgraded)——チンカス 22. Fool (further upgraded)——クソボケ 23. Useless guy (common, also polite version)——ろくでなし 24. Clumsy person——ドジ 25. Beast——ちくしょう
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