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Woman: Are you there?\ Man: I'm everywhere!\ Woman: Whoa…\ Man: Come, faint into my arms, com on baby!\ Woman: Haha… what's your name?\ Man: I didn't say anything, you didn't force yourself on me, did you?\ Woman: I'm asking your full name.\ Man: Oh yeah~ My double surname is Nangong, called Pengyou, short for Nan Pengyou!\ Woman: Haha, friend…\ Man: Yes, please call me by my full name, Boyfriend, OK?\ Woman: Cut it out, trying to take advantage again…\ Man: You're not a vegetable in the market, why would I take advantage of you?\ Woman: You…\ Man: Oh, wipe your tears! Actually, that was my stage name, my surname is Ni, call me Lao Gong, and you?\ Woman: Uh… I'm called Xiao Wei!\ Man: So it's you!\ Woman: You know me?\ Man: Mm, I hum about you every day!\ Woman: How do you hum?\ Man: Xiao Wei, do you know how much I love you…\ Woman: Haha, you're really funny!\ Man: Everyone says that!\ Woman: You really aren't modest.\ Man: Wrong! I'm not fake!\ Woman: You're so narcissistic!\ Man: Wrong! I'm confident!\ Woman: I give up on you…\ Man: I'm 60 kilos, can you handle that?\ Woman: …(frustrated) How old are you?\ Man: Impossible to describe, very burly!\ Woman: I asked your age?\ Man: 2 times 2 is 4, 4 times 4 is 16, 16 plus 8 minus 4 equals what?\ Woman: 20… Man: Correct answer, but no prize… you?\ Woman: Haha, I'm eighteen.\ Man: Eighteen is great!\ Woman: How so?\ Man: They say 18 is like a flower!\ Woman: So what?\ Man: I dare to pluck you, how about that?\ Woman: I'm a thorny rose, aren't you afraid?\ Man: Can't type the ‘pa' word.\ Woman (changes subject): Where are you from?\ Man: Central Plains.\ Woman: Uh… which part of Central Plains?\ Man: Feel ashamed… I roam the world, have no fixed residence!\ Woman: Really?\ Man: With your wisdom, do you think I could fool you?\ Woman: True… But don't you want a real home?\ Man: How could I not want, it's just…\ Woman: Just what?\ Man: Just no girl is willing to fly side by side with me.\ Woman: Go find one then!Man: In today's society, reality is harsh and true love is hard to find. It's not easy at all.
Woman: Hey, don't be such a downer, it will happen!
Man: Will it? I feel so lonely. I don't know when I can get rid of this feeling.
Woman: You're chatting with me now and you still feel lonely?
Man: No, it feels good, just unfortunately only for a moment…
Woman: Weren't you afraid you wouldn't be able to type the words?
Man (suddenly realizing): Oh right, I want to pick this rose of yours with thorns.
Woman: I've already removed the thorns. Can you pick me up and take me home without letting me wither?
Man: There are two songs that are my promise to you…
Woman: Which two?
Man: "Xiao Wei" and "Guardian of Flowers."
Woman: Really?
Man: Indeed, my heart is witnessed by heaven and earth, and attested by the sun and moon!
Woman: Mm, boyfriend!
Man: Haha, it's better to call me Lao Gong!
Woman: Mm… husband!
Man: Shh… wife, don't say anything, someone is watching our conversation!
Woman: Oh, indeed.

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