[Hot] 'iPartment 3' is popular, 30 classic hilarious quotes '24K Pure Handsome'

The original poster: Rogue Expert @ Xuanyuan Long Shao Views: 704 Replies: 4 Posted in: 2012-08-08 08:33:53
Introduction: 'iPartment 3' has become popular, featuring 30 classic hilarious lines, wildly loved by netizens. If you were to prove in one sentence that you have watched 'iPartment 3,' what would you say? Our options are too many. \图片\ 'iPartment 3' Classic Line 1: 'There is a line of words inside this ring!' 'I know, "made in China"!'
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 2: Don't take on porcelain work without a diamond; don't wear a mini skirt without a golden cudgel.
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 3: 'Mommy, you know tennis too.' 'Of course, I especially like Deng Yaping.'
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 4: Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, sleep more.
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 5 — Bartender: How did you two get together? Guan Gu: Four words can describe it. Bartender: Love at first sight. Guan Gu: Mind your own business. \图片\ 'iPartment 3' Classic Line 6: Money can buy a house, but not a home; it can buy a marriage, but not love; it can buy a clock, but not time.
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 7: Paying two loans means having both a mortgage and a car loan.
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 8: 'Amputation is a surgery that makes you unable to have children, right?' 'That's called sterilization.'
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 9: 'Pigs are rising in price nowadays, why can't you?'
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 10: 'Do you want to get rich? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want a love life full of romance? Do you want to stay young forever? Stop dreaming and study hard!'
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 11: 'Damn your grandmother's banana peel.'
'iPartment 3' Classic Line 12: We do not advocate hitting; hitting hurts pride. As brothers united in heart, if you dare to use violence on any of us, the other two will call the police.《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 13: As the saying goes, three feet of ice cannot be thawed without a microwave!
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 14: You chat with them every night until midnight, how do they have time to create humans!
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 15: Quarreling is a bad behavior… let's just duel 图片
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 16: Left eye twitches, peach blossoms bloom; right eye twitches, chrysanthemums bloom.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 17: I will definitely be chopped into chips.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 18: The raw rice has already been cooked into porridge.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 19: Oh my god, even if I jump into the Sea of Japan, I can't clear my name.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 20: How can you say he has water in his brain? The premise is, he must have a brain first.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 21: Face reality, life is often much heavier than the taste of those idol dramas.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 22: Spit is for counting money, not for reasoning.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 23: What she wants to make is not food, but a wife.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 24: I really didn't mean to know it, you can format me!
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 25: If opinions are consistent, I decide. If opinions are inconsistent, she decides. 图片
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 26: Why is it called iPad? Because iPhone was sold out.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 27: The old man is him, he is Zeng Xiaoxian.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 28: In the middle of the night, you brought guests into this trap? Are you kidding me? Zi Qiao: Wait until everyone gets drunk, even a mother trap is fine! Xiaoxian: Trap your head.
《iPartment 3》 Classic Line 29: Every time I find the key to success, they change the lock.
\"iPartment 3\" Classic Lines 30: You can run from a monk, but you can't run from the abbot.
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The latest one... A good man is him, he is my dad! ...Speechless... I literally laughed out loud on the spot...
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A good man is me; I am Zeng Xiaoxian.
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