[Not hidden] Gagaga~ I'm about to laugh out loud
I took this from the internet. If you read it, don't disgust and watch it again. Came baby let's go to bad ! No.1: When she found that woman's unsightly nude photos in his notebook, her heart sank to rock bottom. He said the company had a mixed-race guy, very beautiful. Looks like he really did cheat, and even filmed this kind of thing. With tears in her eyes, she packed her luggage, put on makeup, and sat lightly on the sofa, waiting for him to come back and lay everything on the table. He opened the door and went home. She burst into tears, expressing her grievances. He was stunned for a moment, then said coldly: Are you talking about Xiao Ze Maria on the D drive? No.2: The mobile boss goes to the public restroom, the gatekeeper says: 'Come in, get out 20 yuan!' The boss was stunned: Charging for coming out? Old man: Learning to move is charged in both directions. The boss was stopped when coming out of the restroom: You're in pit number eight, pay a 1 yuan slot fee, if you stay for more than three minutes, pay a 1 yuan overtime fee, the restroom has background music, and a ringtone fee of 200 cents. If you come often, I suggest you get a public restroom package, which is a good deal and even gives you 200 sheets of toilet paper... No.3: Girlfriend asked her boyfriend in confusion, "Why are men envious of many girlfriends, but women who have many boyfriends are looked down upon?!" The boyfriend said earnestly, "It's like a key that can unlock many locks, and people call it a master key!" And if a lock can be opened by many keys, it means there's a problem with the lock! No.4: Girls can be divided into three types based on appearance: one from the heavens, one from the common world, and one from the underworld. No.5: In a math class, the teacher talked about factoring common factors. The students were all groggy below, and the teacher was so angry he slammed the table and blurted out, "Everyone, pay attention, I'm about to deform!" "Gah, if you hide it, you'll get struck by lightning!" No. Finally, the original poster said that all men who only enter but not top have little jil, and all women are full of little jils!
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I laughed to death, but what does the last sentence of the first one mean?
Sofa, you are so pure. That is the very famous NY in Japan, you know?
Top, the original poster's whole body is covered in small penises
Only one
NY?? What is it again?
I'm convinced by you, then I must have crossed the line. It's an actress, similar in meaning to the courtesans in China's brothels.
Top,,
An AV actress is someone who makes adult videos, it's a profession. To be honest, I don't like Ozawa...-
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Damn it, I really support you!
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This is such a rip-off...
The original poster doesn't have a small penis. His future girlfriend is a transgender person, and his mom is an alien.
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