[Share] A network administrator's suicide note before death made me laugh so hard I fell over.

98% of the customers in this internet cafe are damn idiots. They don't know how to start the computer, switch input methods, or toggle letter case. They don't know how to use private server loginers, open QQ voice chat, or exit games. When a private server shuts down, they blame it on my computer. Damn it, I really want to crush them, twist them into a ball, roll them into a braid, fry them in oil, and then stomp them into pieces. They can't figure out how to turn on the microphone for voice chat and claim the internet cafe headphones are broken. They complain about movies that aren't in Mandarin! They ask me, 'Admin, do you have *** to watch?' I say no, and they complain that the movies aren't complete! They can't log into QQ and claim their computer is bad. I check, and the password is wrong, and they even ask me what the password is! There's an even crazier dumb girl who took a video call from a stranger and called me over, asking who the person in the video is! Do you think I have that ability? While playing CS, someone throws a smoke grenade, he gets blinded and yells, 'Admin, the computer crashed…' Damn it, two days ago some dumb girl chatted on QQ asking me how to type. I asked her if she knew how to type, she said yes. I said, then just type (I helped her set the input method). A bit later she calls me again: 'Admin, why can't I type?' I asked what she is trying to type. She said, 'Type ''Hello'' first.' I helped her type it. Then do you know what she said? 'Don't leave, just sit here and type for me.' Damn it, she looks exactly like a dinosaur. Today some idiot asked me, 'Admin, why don't I have Q coins here, can you help me download some?' Damn it, if that thing could be downloaded! I wouldn't even need to work! Damn, I'm going to go have tea with God!