1. Silently cover him with a white cloth, as if nothing happened.
2. Go up and kick him, confirm he's dead, and curse, ‘Damn!'
3. Think he's asleep and don't disturb him.
4. Hold him and cry bitterly: ‘If you're gone, I won't live either,' then slit your own wrist.
5. To save your deskmate, disregard your own dignity and unhesitatingly perform CPR.
6. After confirming he's dead, take his study materials and notes, fulfill his will, and study hard on his behalf.
7. Take care of his wife until she becomes your own wife.
8. Strip him and hang him at the school gate to warn classmates: don't work too hard, or you'll die at your desk.
9. Take his ID card so his parents won't be sad, get plastic surgery, and live on as him.
10. Plant him in the playground; next year there will be many deskmates, enough to circle the earth twice.
11. Send him to Egypt, make him a mummy, and preserve him forever.
12. Kick the chair over, grab a weapon, shout, ‘Damn, another one's dead, brothers, let's fight the teachers,' then start an uprising.
13. Cry silently alone, without letting anyone see your sadness.
14. Look at your deskmate speechlessly: ‘Damn, another one just died.'
15. Pull out all his hair and tell everyone that your deskmate has passed away.
16. Throw him into a time-space tunnel to let him reincarnate, then keep daydreaming infinitely.
17. Post about it on Weibo, so your deskmate becomes famous after death.
18. Buy all his belongings and see if you can trade for an iPhone.
19. Regretfully say to him, ‘If you had died a little later, you could have listened to two more key points.'
20. Tell him, ‘Annoying, I just like you in this dead state.'
21. Wail loudly, ‘You're gone, what are we going to do about the exam this afternoon, wuwuwuwu.'
22. Show a subtle smile, ‘No one will fight me for braised pork anymore.'
23. Rush to the podium and grab the teacher by the neck, ‘It's all your fault, you killed my deskmate, I will avenge him.'
24. Put him in an ice cellar and travel the world searching for a way to bring him back to life.
What would you do?? Remember to state your choice by 1–24.
In class, your deskmate suddenly dies. What would you do?
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