If you watch it and don't throw up, you're amazing!!

1. When I was a child, I didn't eat properly. An old farmer, in order to educate me, said to me: The year 1960 was tough, there was no food, and even the boogers we picked were never thrown away.

2. A wealthy man was looking for a servant, and the interview question was going to the toilet. The first few who went didn't wash their hands and came out, so the wealthy man sent them away. Only one washed his hands, so the wealthy man kept him. But one day, the wealthy man found that he hadn't washed his hands before coming out. The wealthy man asked why. The servant replied: “I brought toilet paper today…"

3. A man saw a store having a big sale, so he went in. “What would you like to buy?” “I want to buy dog food.” “We have a rule, you must prove that you have a dog.” “Where is this rule written?” “That's how the sale items work.” The man argued with the salesman for a long time, but the salesman still refused to sell it to him. With no other choice, the man went home, brought his dog, and only then was he able to buy the dog food. A few days later, the man went to that store again to buy cat food. “Give me two boxes of cat food.” “We have a rule, you must prove that you have a cat.” It was the same salesman, and the man argued again for a while, but in the end, he had to go home to bring his cat before he could buy the cat food. A few days later, the man brought a large cardboard box with a hole in it to the store and found that same salesman. “What would you like to buy?” “You'll know if you put your hand inside.” The salesman put his hand in: “What is this, it's sticky.” “I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper.”

4. A man went to visit his grandmother with a friend. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating the peanuts on the coffee table and ate them all. When they were leaving, his friend said to the grandmother, “Thank you for the peanuts.” The grandmother replied, “Oh! Well! Ever since I lost all my teeth, I could only suck off the chocolate coating. Getting old, sigh..."

5. Someone really liked the dish “Spicy Vermicelli Pot.” One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish again. But the waiter told him that it was already sold out. “Really sold out?” he asked disappointedly. “Sir, it really is sold out. See, the last portion was sold to that gentleman at that table,” the waiter replied. Following the waiter's direction, the man saw a very respectable gentleman sitting at the next table.The gentleman had almost finished his meal, but the 'spicy vermicelli hotpot' was still full. The other person thought the gentleman was wasting delicious food, so he walked over, pointed at the 'spicy vermicelli hotpot,' and politely asked, 'Sir, do you still want this?' The gentleman gracefully shook his head. So the person immediately sat down and started devouring it with a spoon. In no time, half of it was gone, when suddenly he found a very tiny mouse with fully grown fur lying at the bottom of the clay pot. Feeling nauseous, he vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the pot. While he was retching there, the gentleman looked at him with sympathetic eyes and said, 'Disgusting, isn't it? I felt the same just now...'\

Sixth, that day, the hotel owner was patrolling the lobby. A beggar came up and said, 'Boss, can I have a toothpick?' The boss gave him one to send him away. A little while later, another beggar came, also asking for a toothpick. The boss thought, why do beggars now ask for toothpicks instead of food? He gave him one as well and sent him away. Not long after, another beggar came. The boss asked, 'Are you here for a toothpick too?' The beggar said, 'Someone threw up, but I was too late. The first two beggars already ate everything edible, and now there's only soup left. Could you give me a straw?'

Seventh, the eldest brother and the second brother were on a plane. The second brother got airsick and kept vomiting. When one bag was full, the eldest brother had to go fetch another bag. When he returned, he realized the entire plane was vomiting continuously. The eldest brother asked why, and the second brother said, 'I saw that this bag was already full, so I had no choice but to drink half of it back. As a result, everyone vomited.'\

If you haven't vomited by now, I have to admit you're quite skilled. But now I'm going to use my ultimate move---\

Eighth, the ultimate move---\

One day, the eldest brother and the second brother went to a theater to watch a play. During the show, they argued over the plot and made a bet. The eldest brother pointed at a row of spittoons in front and said, 'The one who loses has to drink some of what's in there.' Unfortunately, the eldest brother lost and frowned as he drank a sip. They continued to bet on the following plot, and this time, the second brother lost. The second brother picked up a spittoon and gulped down fifteen big swallows in a row.The eldest was shocked and deeply impressed, admiring him to the core, and said to the second brother, 'You are incredible, actually able to drink fifteen big mouthfuls in a row!'\The second brother shook his head, 'It's not that I wanted to drink it; the phlegm in that spittoon is too thick, I really couldn't bite it apart!'