Damn it! Fight me!
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Once, Uncle Lou brought the little boy from the first floor to his house to play. The first floor originally didn't want to go, but under the silver influence of Uncle Lou, he had no choice but to comply. Still, he nervously asked Uncle Lou, 'Uncle Lou, what are you going to do? I'm really scared.' A hint of silver light appeared at the corner of Uncle Lou's mouth, and he felt even more excited inside—after 50 years, today he would finally succeed. But he said kindly, 'Don't be afraid, Uncle Lou is a good person, a decent person, I won't do anything to you,' just like a big bad wolf tempting Little Red Riding Hood.
When they got to Uncle Lou's house and entered, suddenly Uncle Lou slammed the door shut hard and gave a wicked smile, 'Heh heh.' Realizing he had been tricked, the first floor asked in fear, 'Aren't you a decent person?' Uncle Lou smiled proudly, 'I am decent, but when I'm serious, I'm not human.' He laughed in a matched and indescribably perverted way. The first floor screamed in panic, 'No, help! If you come any closer, I'll scream!'
It seemed that Uncle Lou had been waiting for this sentence. He hurriedly replied, 'Hehe, scream all you want, even if you break your throat, no one will save you.' After saying this, he turned and left like someone who had just vented.
When they got to Uncle Lou's house and entered, suddenly Uncle Lou slammed the door shut hard and gave a wicked smile, 'Heh heh.' Realizing he had been tricked, the first floor asked in fear, 'Aren't you a decent person?' Uncle Lou smiled proudly, 'I am decent, but when I'm serious, I'm not human.' He laughed in a matched and indescribably perverted way. The first floor screamed in panic, 'No, help! If you come any closer, I'll scream!'
It seemed that Uncle Lou had been waiting for this sentence. He hurriedly replied, 'Hehe, scream all you want, even if you break your throat, no one will save you.' After saying this, he turned and left like someone who had just vented.
One day on the third floor, someone drank too much and threatened that he could put out a cigarette with his urine. Everyone was paying attention, and he ended up poking his own penis with a burning cigarette. The scream...
After the original poster (OP) finished posting this thread, he watched the words pop up in the bottom right corner of his computer: 'Insufficient balance, the system will shut down soon.' Reluctantly, he stood up. He left the internet café and took out his only one yuan to take a bus home. As soon as he walked in, he saw his father and mother sitting in the room, both looking unhappy—the room was a mess. They must have just had another argument! They were going to get a divorce again! His mother stood up with a dark face and asked, 'Son, your father and I are getting a divorce. Are you going to be with me or with your dad? You choose yourself!' The OP looked at his mother and then at his father. Tears immediately welled up. Yes, what a cruel choice, he thought to himself. He knew his mother was tighter and had more wetness. But it was obvious that his father's anus had become tighter after just being developed. Which one to choose? Suddenly, an idea lit up in OP's mind: choose mom! After all, she has three holes, and dad only has two! So he said to his father with full apology, 'Sorry, I choose to be with mom!' His father moved his lips and slowly said, 'Son, don't forget. She will never have the ability to develop your anus! But I do!' The OP turned pale upon hearing this and fell into endless difficulty again.
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