1. Whether Liu Xiang can do it, ask Sun Haiping; whether Liu Xiang is injured, ask the sponsors; how serious the injury is, ask Dong Rina!
2. After hurdling for twelve years, Liu Xiang will realize that the hardest hurdle to overcome is not 'oneself,' but 'your own people.'
3. Some people say that if Liu Xiang clearly cannot do it anymore, he shouldn't compete... But you, knowing that gaokao is hopeless, still studied for 12 years, aren't you an idiot???
4. Aren't you all just because he's handsome!! Also, no one has ever cried for the women's weightlifting team!!!
5. 'With his results, he's already qualified for a drug test. Can you beat that?!' one person said to another in praise.
6. Durex's evaluation of Liu Xiang: The fastest man isn't necessarily the best; the man who persists to the end is truly strong!
7. The most fair event for referees at the London Olympics is shooting. Maybe it's because every athlete has a gun in their hand...
8. Liu Xiang is like the Dragon King that farmers used to create; people expect him to bring favorable weather, but if the rain cannot be summoned, he might get beaten into mud with a hoe.
9. It is said that the UK leads the Olympic gold medal tally, which is quite embarrassing for Chinese people.
10. Win, and people accuse you of using doping! Draw, and people lower the national flag for you! Lose, and people say you are competing passively, disrespecting sportsmanship! Oh, Olympics, I just can't handle you!
Roasting Liu Xiang and lame jokes about the London Olympics
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