Zi Qiao: Right now your eyes look a lot like Tony Leung, your brows have a bit of Takeshi Kaneshiro's vibe, the way you hold a beer, at first glance is like Francis Ng. But your face is long like Eric Tsang.
Zhang Wei: I once did an intelligence test at the orphanage. The teacher said my IQ, if reduced by forty points, might barely be defined as smart.
Yi Fei: The IQ tester at your orphanage is not even as good as our microwave.
Mei Jia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my phone loses signal, and when we go out on the street, I can't even see the sun!
Zi Qiao: Did your head get squished by a door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!
Yi Fei: If I can't see that man, I will make you disappear! Disappear in both biological and sociological sense!
Wan Yu: Ugly, but especially ugly, I mean extremely ugly!
Xiao Xian: I'm not an easy person!
Yi Fei: When you're easy, you aren't even human!
Zi Qiao: Never hang yourself on a single tree, hang yourself multiple times on several trees around...
Zhan Bo: Sis, if someone deeply hurt you, how long would it take for you to forgive him?
Yi Fei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to meet God!
Yu Mo: We should really install a flushing toilet in your (Zi Qiao's) brain to flush out all that disgusting stuff.
Yi Fei: Then his entire brain would be flushed away.
Mei Jia: I'll spray you to death with a sip of salted soda!
Bus Driver (to Zhan Bo): You're perverted. Either swipe your card, insert coins, or get lost. Stop twisting around!
Bus Driver (to the bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, insert coins, or get lost. What are you staring at! (Bodyguard gets off) Can't even afford the bus and still pretending to be from the Matrix, humph!
Zi Qiao: She's Chen Yuanyuan, and you? (glances at chest) Chen, flat, flat!
Sister Shan: Even a can of sardines has a better future than you.
Mei Jia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my phone loses signal, and when we go out on the street, I can't even see the sun!
Yi Fei: I think this is completely unreliable. The chance of China's men's soccer team winning the World Cup is about as ridiculous as this.
Yi Fei: Tch, you have the word 'annoyed' written all over your face, illiterates wouldn't see it.
Yi Fei: You're heartless! No matter how big the world is, it's not bigger than the piece of heart you lack.
Yi Fei: Eight girls, four with braces, three with glasses thicker than beer bottles, and one taller than you...Now I completely understand why it's called the Primitive Animal Association. You two just need to study it together, no need to buy specimens. Wanyu: Looking down on him, it's the duty every citizen should fulfill. Yifei: When your mom gave birth to you, did she throw away the person and raise the placenta? Ziqiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my portrait on currency. Meijia: Not hard, why not just find a place to print ghost money? Ziqiao: In the world of men, there are still strong people everywhere and bad people everywhere. Yifei: But looking around, there are not clouds for a thousand miles, a sky full of stars. Yifei: You're shameless, despicable, and unreliable! Ziqiao: So you're not shameless, not despicable, very reliable? Yifei: How shameless, despicable, or unreliable am I!? Ziqiao: How am I not shameless? How am I not despicable? How am I reliable!? Yifei: No matter how shameless, despicable, or unreliable I am, I won't be any more shameless, despicable, or unreliable than you!! Yifei: As the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what does beauty see in the eyes of a beauty? Thank you: (thinking for a moment) Eye discharge! Yifei: It's okay, failure is the mother of success. Zhanbo: I already have many moms, but not a single one is pregnant. Yifei: Writing poetry is one thing, but it's nonsensical, smelly, and long. But when that girl saw it, the female hormones she had finally been triggered instantly turned into cholesterol. Wanyu: Feifei wants to make chocolate herself to give to Young Master Shen. Xiaoxian: Really? He did something to wrong you, and you want to poison him! Yifei: I want poison, I'll poison you first! Zhanbo: My sister's food can't kill people; poison has to look tempting for people to eat it. Last time I saw her chocolate, wow~ man!! Xiaoxian: Hahaha, I get it. You're not trying to poison him, you want to scare him to death, right? Yifei: Right now, I really want to slap my size 37 shoes onto your size 42 face! Even a vegetative patient talks better than you can talk. Do you believe I'll plant you in a flowerpot right now!!