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In a high school history exam, covering modern Chinese history, we were asked to list three major events in China between 1950 and 1985. There was a genius in our class who didn't know the answer, but resolutely listed: in 1952 my dad XX was born, in 1955 my mom XXX was born, and in 1982, a thunderclap, a huge noise, a god-like great person — me, XXX, was born!!! This exam paper was posted on the announcement board the next day for a week. It is said that the teacher was both amused and helpless…
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One day in 199* I happened to be born oh
In 1998, this great god was born.
Occasion 1999 hatching
In 1998, like a bolt from the blue, with a loud crash, a god-like great man === I was born
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