1. That day I was dazing at home when suddenly a little bird flew over and hit the window. I thought: God is playing 'Angry Birds,' right? But wait... does God think I'm a pig???
2. At a wedding ceremony, the bride suddenly felt uncomfortable in her stomach and couldn't help passing a fart. The host smiled and said: The bride farts, great luck! Everyone applauded. The bride farted again, and the host said: The bride farts twice, great fortune next year. The applause went on. The bride farted once more, and the host's face immediately changed: Everyone, make way quickly, the bride is about to go to the bathroom.
3. Grandpa said that in their era, when they encountered a question on an exam they couldn't answer, they would write 'Long live Chairman Mao,' and no one dared mark it wrong...
