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"Chief Qiu, why are you sighing?" "Sigh, my useless son has never been willing to practice martial arts diligently. He never learned my Water Walking technique before, but a few days ago, he finally mastered it L." "Then why are you still sighing?" "He mastered the Water Walking technique after drowning, and he's been floating for several days L." "..." In the group, a classmate said he was going to study abroad in the U.S. So everyone started to offer their blessings. A classmate, who usually had a sharp tongue, said, 'Hope you find a white girl as your wife.' Everyone felt this blessing was artistic and laughed heartily L, but this guy immediately said, 'He'll have a black kid with her.' The discussion came to an abrupt halt, leaving only me, who was slow at typing, to respond to the previous comment: 'Haha, well said!' My younger sister was doing her summer homework, and one question was a Chinese idiom chain game. I watched her write: '敢作敢为——为所欲为——为所欲为——为所欲为——为所欲为......' She's really very much 'doing as one pleases.' Plants vs. Zombies is so deceiving, constantly warning 'A big wave of zombies is approaching!'? Just because of this, I buried my head in the game day and night for an entire year!? NND! A 'big wave of zombies' never appeared once! At the library, I forgot to bring a pen L, so I borrowed one from a beautiful girl at a nearby table and returned it when I left, saying thanks. Unexpectedly, the girl said, 'Aren't you going to ask for my phone number?' It happened so suddenly, I didn't know what to do, and after a while blurted out: 'What's your bank card number?' The girl turned green with anger and replied: 'Sorry handsome, we only deal in cash~' Today I was bored, and an uncle added me on QQ and asked, 'How old are you this year?' (Heh, anyway I'm bored, so I chatted with him) Me: 16 Uncle: Are you a virgin? Me: 0.0? No Uncle: Idiot! Non-mainstream! Post-90s! Kill Mart! Irresponsible kid? Why didn't you learn properly from childhood, don't you understand keeping yourself clean? At such a young age, why are you studying those ** things! How did your parents and teachers educate you! Do you think you're being fair to your family!' Me: (Who is this guy?)... Immediately blocked him... My goodness!? I was boiling with anger at the time. I, a full-grown man, not being a virgin what L! what L! When I was a child, there was a skinny classmate who often got beaten by me, but he had an older brother in a higher grade, who would come after school to beat me. When his brother beat me, I would take revenge the next day by hitting him.I hit him, his brother hit me; his brother hit me, I hit him... After persisting for a year, his brother went to another place to attend middle school. As long as you have a heart that never gives up, in the end, the one who succeeds is you... The teacher asked my deskmate to do a problem, and my deskmate stood there silently for a long time. I quickly whispered: 'Choose A!' My deskmate was silent for a while and then said, 'C?' The teacher glanced at us and began praising my deskmate: 'Good job, Ma, for sticking to your answer, even though it's wrong...' After class, I asked my deskmate: 'Why didn't you trust me? I already told you to pick A!' My deskmate replied helplessly: 'My mouth was full of crunchy noodles at the time, and if I said A it would all come out.' Ordinary youth: 'Loving someone is so hard.' Rich and handsome guy: 'Loving "a person" is so hard.' Loser: 'Loving a "person" is so hard.' Best friend: 'Loving someone is so "male".'