Innuendo joke, if you understand it, you're already evil

1. Don't think the wrong thing, it's about eating hot pot. A friend has a bit of hemorrhoids. If he drinks alcohol and eats hot pot, it will hurt a lot the next day (I didn't know before). Yesterday I was in a bad mood and insisted that he drink with me, and we even ate some hot pot. The next day, at work in the elevator, he suddenly said to me, 'I'm never drinking with you again, my butt hurts!' The elevator instantly went silent, all with expressions like they understood! I………………

2. The beauty wrote her profession and zodiac sign wrong. A beauty attended a dating event and filled out her personal information as required. Back in the dorm, she complained, 'Oh no, I wrote my profession and zodiac sign the wrong way!' A friend comforted her: 'What's the big deal? Most people can figure it out.' She said in a slightly tearful voice, 'The key is, my zodiac is *.' (Guys, guess what it is.)

3. Damn! Even though it exploded, he said it's fine! During a time of war, a place was recruiting troops. In one family without any male child, the father, wanting to 'bring honor to the family,' let one of his daughters dress as a boy and go to the army. During an intense battle, the girl happened to get her period. The rough group leader saw blood on her pants and ran over asking where she was injured. The girl blushed and said, 'It's nothing!' Seeing this, the leader forcibly pulled down her pants and exclaimed in panic, 'Damn! Even though it exploded, you still say it's nothing!'

4. Kids who understand this are very naughty... I work at a convenience store. An hour ago, a guy excitedly came to buy a box of condoms. Just now, he came back with a sad face to buy a pack of sanitary pads… Poor guy…

5. Can anyone who understands explain this… Last night at midnight, my wife got up and asked me where the bathroom was? And she spoke in Mandarin, even though we've never spoken Mandarin before! The key is, it was in our own home. What does this mean, everyone?

6. Young man, you're very pure… On the bus I gave my seat to a girl with a low-cut top, and then I quietly stood next to her seat.

7. How many times exactly did you cheat? The leader pressed his wife on exactly how many times she had cheated?! His wife shyly answered, 'Three times.' The leader got furious: 'Which three times?' Wife: 'The first time, you wanted to be the division chief, but the bureau chief didn't agree; the second time, you wanted to be the bureau chief, but the county chief didn't agree; the third time, you wanted to be the county chief, and all 66 enterprise representatives in the county didn't agree…'8. The child has grown up Every time my little nephew uses my computer, the browser history is always empty. Should I say that the child has grown up…

9. Sit-ups and push-ups In elementary and middle school, I never understood why girls do sit-ups while boys do push-ups. It wasn't until university, when I grew up, that I slowly began to understand…

10. Hidden meaning in mom's words Mom said, “Daughter, your mother is really worried. You're not young anymore, just find a good man and get married.” “Mom, why worry? These days, the gender ratio is seriously unbalanced. I won't have trouble finding someone.” “Silly child, you have to know that nowadays women aren't just competing with women for men...”