A Chinese teacher read aloud an ancient poem titled "Lying in Spring" by Lu You for the students and asked them to write it down from dictation. The Chinese teacher's reading was as follows, and one student's dictation was as follows:
"Lying in Spring" ("I am Dumb")
Faint plum fragrance secretly smells (I have no education), lying on the branch hurting the bottom of my hatred (My IQ is very low), from afar smells lying like water (Want to ask who I am), easily penetrates and reaches spring green (A big dumb donkey), the bank looks green (I am a donkey), the bank seems translucent green (I am a donkey), the bank seems translucent dark green (I am a foolish donkey)!
Do you dare to read the following lines of poetry in Mandarin? I guarantee you'll laugh out loud after reading them~
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Every time I see a post like this, I can't help but sit cross-legged, lower my breath to my Dan Tian, and with a cold word between my red lips and white teeth, I say 'Do'. Then I leap into the air, do three somersaults, and snap my fingers to shout 'You'. Next, with a move that sweeps away thousands, I use the momentum to leap backward and stand on a tomato, saying the final word 'Sis'. Reply posted successfully, applause and job done.
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