There have been too many things happening on the forum recently, and the atmosphere is very bad. Let me, the Huaxia steward, liven things up.

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《▲ Those Years, the Youth We Missed Together.》

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Just got excited after the exam and wrote my exam number as my QQ number.

There are always a few people, when the teacher calls them to answer a question, the whole class laughs.

What is a homeroom teacher: someone who destroys your friendships, then your love, and doesn't even spare your family bonds.

Since childhood, during the flag-raising, attention was not on the flag, but on whether the flag would stop at the top when the national anthem ended.

Being poor at school—there's always that feeling. You can't break a 100 yuan note; if you do, it quickly disappears.

Often pointing to an ugly picture in the textbook and telling your deskmate, 'Look, this is you.' The deskmate would then flip through the whole book to find an even uglier picture and say, 'Look, this is you!'

Caught smoking by the teacher, but never admit it. Teacher asks, 'Then why do you smell like smoke?' 'It's my natural scent...'

When dating Mr. Winter Vacation, there is always a mistress called Winter Vacation Homework.

If homework could be copy-pasted, how happy the kids would be~~

Every time there's a school-wide cleaning, the teacher says: 'The school is your home.' But when you're late, the teacher says: 'Why are you always late? Do you think this school is your home?'

During evening self-study, you always can't help playing on your phone. One day during evening self-study, class time came and the teacher hadn't arrived. Suddenly... the teacher jumped out from the back door... turned off the lights... and everyone whose face reflected the light got caught.

The night before school starts, our electricity consumption skyrockets.

I really want to wake up in my elementary school classroom and tell my elementary school deskmate: 'I had such a long dream.'Every time I buy a drink, I say thank you for your patronage. One day during an exam, I suddenly couldn't write the character '惠' (hui). So I opened the drink beside me. At that moment, I went crazy and surprisingly got: another bottle.

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This exam went very well, only failed two subjects, liberal arts and science.

The teacher always tells us to take care of trees, but teacher I want to tell you: it seems all the trees have been turned into exam papers...

Every year, exam papers are limited edition, and connected end to end could circle the earth 200 million times...

Every holiday we painfully copy homework for a month, but the teacher collects them all together... and sells them... so sad.

Every day we get scolded four times: in the morning for not getting up, upon getting up, going online, a day without reading, and not sleeping at night.

Teacher, the homework has been piling up in my hands all winter break, it's become emotional. Can we not submit it...

These days, even toilets have become students' leisure zones.

This morning it took you 5 minutes to get up, you have beaten 88% of students nationwide, and another student in the dorm failed to get up and is restarting; the entire neighboring dorm is frozen.

Before going to bed in the dorm, imagining ghosts everywhere after turning off the lights, you must rush to bed at 120 mph.

Teacher said: The high school entrance exams are coming soon, those who are in early romance shouldn't argue, to avoid affecting your mood; those not in early romance shouldn't confess, to avoid being rejected affecting your mood.

I really hope the semester starts on February 29... only comes once every four years!!!

Holidays... weekends... don't leave. Actually, I love you.

Winter break is only more than 20 days! These days even a break-up takes 33 days.

Your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge in time.

Don't mention the new semester with me, it hurts feelings.

After finishing the Chinese exam, I cried.The math exam is over, and I realized I cried too early.

People who are not good at math generally look more beautiful.

So what if you go to school? So what if you are nearsighted? There's no need to see the world too clearly.

Computer, don't do this, let me go, I am someone who has homework...

The topic of the exam essay was 'What is courage.' I handed in my paper; the essay had only five words. That is courage.

Who still remembers the classic line at school: 'Just wait, I'll catch you after school.'

Students who still haven't done their winter holiday homework must be destined for great things, because they are more composed and calm than ordinary people, unflustered in emergencies, and their hearts are as still as water!

Before Mr. Winter Holiday passed away, he held my hand tightly and, in a low, slow, hoarse voice, said: 'Will, will, cough, cough, will love you for me during the summer vacation...'

Doctor, recently I can't sleep, I'm in a bad mood, can't eat, I
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What's wrong? Doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me: 15. Doctor said: You haven't finished your homework, right?

Winter holiday homework actually means you write for a month, and the teacher grades for a month.
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I spent ten years in elementary school, twelve in middle school. I was considered the most familiar face in the school. New teachers always asked me about the school's inside story...

Exams are like falling ill. Before the exam it's depression, during the exam it's forgetfulness, after the exam the condition begins to improve, and when you get the paper back, a heart attack hits.

Toss a coin: heads go online, tails go to sleep, standing on edge go do homework...

If no teacher can teach all subjects, then why should a student have to learn all subjects? Skipping too many classes, I wanted to attend class yesterday. When I saw the teacher, the teacher said in surprise, 'Haven't seen you for so long, you've grown so much...' In the past, when elementary school teachers started class, to avoid awkward silence, they would tell us: 'When I ask a question, you'll all raise your hands. If you know the answer, raise your right hand; if you don't, raise your left hand...' The thing I hate most is the word 'omitted' in the answer key. Students who are in a hurry to go to school are usually good students, or your significant other is waiting for you at school. Love in student days to marriage is the proudest thing in a lifetime. I really wish that when the teacher asked me why, I could boldly say: 'Those who understand me need no explanation; those who don't, why should I explain more?' In elementary school, attending class wastes your mouth; in middle school, it wastes your pen; in high school, it wastes your brain; in university, it wastes your data... The quality of the teacher's class determines this month's phone data usage. What's the phrase you said most to your deskmate when you were in school? ('Help me watch the teacher') Clearly, the two of you are deskmates and so close, yet every day you still keep passing notes. Have you ever experienced when the homeroom teacher is not in the classroom, the noise is loud, but sometimes it eerily goes silent for a few seconds... The teacher's classic lie: 'I treat good students and poor students equally.' I've always wondered, why do teachers invite parents? Someone who can't even educate minors properly, and still wants to educate adults? Related searches: dating, depression, nearsightedness Next page Previous page Full text remaining 12[3]45 Shared from: someone's blog Friends' updates > Tencent bully's share Personal Center – Homepage – Verified Space Personal Settings – Feedback Mobile Tencent – Navigation – Software – Log out Super Q (1) · Friends (33) · Home (5) · Weibo (2) Search the web Xiao Q time report (14:35) Friends' updates > Tencent bully's share 'Those years, the youth we missed together.' Educating adults? Suddenly thought of a very serious academic question: who set 60 points as the passing score?!?!When I was in school, I always wanted to play on the computer, but during vacations, I could only stare blankly at the computer...

It's not that I hate school, but I hate some people and some things at school.

Life is so short, why should our mood be affected by the result of an exam?

The school would call parents for even a fringe haircut. If my grades aren't good, it's because of my hairstyle?

On a September 1st more than ten years ago, I happily put on my small backpack, smiling and skipping, and walked into school, embarking on a road of no return...

That year, there was no holiday for Qingming. My classmates and I bought some joss paper and burned it at 5 a.m. in front of the teacher's office...

I finally understand why adults don't let minors fall in love—because at this age, we shouldn't have to bear these things.

The school didn't allow us to date, yet they gave us couple outfits...

I have a dream. An exam paper with only 5 fill-in-the-blank questions: School ____ Subject ____ Class ____ Name ____ Student ID ____. 20 points for each blank.

During the exam, the proctor asked us to put unrelated items on the teaching desk... How I wish I could hand myself in...

You shouldn't judge a child's worth by their grades.

Girls, in the future, find a husband surnamed Xia, and name the child Xia Ke. This child probably won't be called on by the teacher, right?

When I was young, I thought 8 o'clock was the latest time to sleep. In middle school, I realized I should sleep by 9:30. Now, every night when I check the time, I go, tsk, it's only 12.

I can only fall asleep by counting sheep every night, and every morning I have to count 1, 2, 3 to force myself to get up.

I made a plan with my classmates: on New Year's Eve, we would watch the Spring Festival Gala while burning our winter homework to keep warm.

The shamelessest thing I've ever seen is homework. I said I didn't like it, yet it forced me to do it.

Every time after an exam, I comfort myself: it's okay, participation is what matters...

When I was a child, at school I was most afraid of teachers, most afraid of asking parents, most afraid of classmates saying, “I'll tell the teacher.”

One day Ultraman went to class, the teacher asked a question, Ultraman raised his hand, and the teacher failed him.

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I'll also come sit on the sofa…
Sofa ⊙o⊙
Damn, little ji ji
...The other post copied the wrong content. Better not go there.
Too much, no energy to watch!
Blew up the school~everything's over ^-^
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