(Repost) Classic Reply: Satire on the Original Poster

The original poster: Perfect @YHTWS Views: 104 Replies: 6 Posted in: 2012-08-17 00:59:26
1. Why did the nonagenarian woman die naked on the street? Why did hundreds of female donkeys scream miserably in the middle of the night? Why are condoms in the convenience store repeatedly tampered with? Why are girls' dormitory panties frequently stolen? Who is behind the serial sexual assault of sows? The old nun's door is knocked on every night—are they humans or ghosts? What is hidden behind the accidental deaths of hundreds of female puppies? Behind all this, is it a distortion of human sexuality or a moral decline? Is it a burst of sexual desire or the helplessness of thirst? Please tune in tonight at 8 PM on CCTV-12 Legal Channel's annual special "The Landlord's Path of No Return" to explore the landlord's perverse inner world through the lens...

2. Due to our negligence at work, the landlord escaped again and again, causing unnecessary trouble for everyone and society and bringing many negative impacts. I sincerely apologize here. We have always paid close attention to the landlord's condition. Although the landlord's situation is currently unstable and relapses could happen at any time, as long as there is even a one percent chance, we will give 100 percent effort. We have the confidence, determination, and persistence to treat the landlord and help him break free from the torment of the disease. At the same time, we hope that people from all walks of life will actively cooperate with our work to create a harmonious society. Mental illness is not terrible, and we should not mock the landlord.

3. Landlord, if you have dissatisfaction, you can legally vent it; if you are ill, you should seek treatment early…
PS: Posting this, I hope it won't be censored...
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Hahaha, bumping this, interesting
It will probably be censored.
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No, because you are the owner of this building.
There is a 100% chance of being censored, I believe you will make a 1% effort to save it, OP, a little thumbs up from me.
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