Test your patience.

If you can patiently read the article below, it is enough to prove that you are a patient person. Those who are impatient, please avoid. Early in the morning, children carry their SB (school bags); adults are busy going to SB (work); As for me, I go online to see what new messages are being SB (spread); In the evening, when ordering food, I say SB (whatever); After eating, I go SB (for a walk) on the street; Returning home, I hold the SB (mouse) in my hand; If I have the mood, I even write some SB (essays) in my blog; People are SB all day long! I was lucky to chat with two American girls and thought my English was fine, but I only heard one sentence clearly, which was SB (somebody = sb.); Living is really SB (a failure)... That year I was SB (eighteen) and joined the army as a SB (soldier). At first, I was a SB (sentinel). What a tough job, saluting when seeing SB (superior), standing for hours without being allowed to look at the SB (watch), reporting even tiny things in time as SB (reported), hanging a small SB (sandbag) while practicing standing posture. By the end of the day, I didn't even have the strength to SB (take a walk). I SB (casually) made up a reason saying I was SB (sick) and wanted to transfer to be a SB (sailor), but I ended up on a SB (flimsy boat). Damn, with my SB (weak body), it made me dizzy, I vomited the SB (scallops) and SB (pancakes) I had last month's feast. Oh my god, what sins did I commit in the SB (previous life)? The leader planned to change me to be a SB (paratrooper), but I said I wouldn't go. If the landing is not careful, SB (certainly) will turn into SB (injured soldier). If SB (the back of the hand) or SB (upper arm) is injured and wrapped in SB (bandage), at most it leaves a SB (scar). If the leg is broken, it turns into SB (Sun Bin). If encountering SB (hills) and SB (unable to evade), that would really be SB (a total loss). So, I simply SB (quit) and did not continue. Before and after being a soldier for SB (three hundred) days, besides tiring myself to the point my face SB (turned pale), I learned nothing. Go to SB (work)? I wasn't serious during school either, never carrying a SB (school bag) or reading SB (books). Now I don't even know how to use a SB (mouse). So I had no choice but to check people's SB (water pumps). I haven't even touched a SB (beaker), how would I know?That damn device had no instructions, no trademark, and no other identifying marks. The noise waves spread in the house like an avalanche. Suddenly, an incident occurred, and a slab beside me suddenly fell.

That's how it went; I never accomplished any major feat in my life, didn't even manage things close at hand, my physique was poor, and I couldn't reach the third tier. Sigh, when I sang the auspicious Three Jewels in the sky, I saw that future generations engraved on my tombstone — failure.