An insanely awesome rich person. Joke.

The original poster: Sometimes letting go is a relief Views: 322 Replies: 9 Posted in: 2012-08-18 23:25:37
The location was at a McDonald's entrance in our huge city with millions of people (ugh!) (I won't say which city specifically to avoid any backlash).

One day, a little boy came out with his grandmother (so fashionable, so to speak) after eating, holding a toy that came with his meal. He casually swung it and threw it out! Coincidentally, there happened to be a super cool BMW parked at the entrance (seems like a 750i, if I remember correctly), and, just so coincidentally, it hit the car and left a tiny little scratch! (Really not much, a plastic toy is unlikely to scratch a car at all, I didn't notice anything anyway.)

Then the owner of the BMW came down, out of breath. Seeing the scratch on his beloved car, without saying a word, he slapped the little boy twice! Oh man, how wicked! If it were me, I would have slapped him back!

Then the boy's grandmother called someone, and pulled that BMW owner, so he couldn't leave! (I saw this while eating inside.)

About 15 minutes later (after I came out from eating), I saw that about 4 or 5 cars, all Mercedes or BMWs, were blocking the entrance, and 15-20 people were standing around—seriously impressive!

The boy's dad (as I later figured out) politely said: Our kid scratched your car, it's our fault. How much did you buy this car for?

The man replied: 2 million (OMG! So arrogant!)

The dad said: How much is it worth now?

The man: 1.6 million (Damn, ridiculous!)

The boy's dad: Alright, then count 1.6 million in the trunk of the car.

At this point, the man probably realized he was screwed, so he obediently went with him to count 1.6 million. Really impressive.

Then the boy's dad said: Smash that car for me!

OMG! A BMW! So the 10 or so people with him went to the car to get axes and smashed that BMW!

Like I said before! A BMW!!!

The BMW owner at that time was completely shocked and didn't dare do anything! I was also so scared that I didn't know where to go!

After a while, the car was completely wrecked!

Then the boy's dad said: The car thing is settled! Now, let's talk about you slapping my kid. My kid is worth a lot more than a car! One slap is 5 million, you take care of it!

OMG!I was stunned at the time! I guess the soul of that BMW owner was gone! Just watched him being 'invited' onto a car and leave. If he didn't have some family background, he was doomed; if he did, he'd just be squandering it! What a great BMW, just left like that! A pile of scrap metal! After they left, the police (110) arrived. Damn precise, they came just after leaving. I suspected... No need to say more, everyone, let's be stunned together! I was completely shocked! Having money is really amazing! Absolutely my own experience! No exaggeration! -------------I am that legendary dividing line------------- Another day, a little boy was preparing to board with his granny (so fashionable said she), climbing halfway up the stairs! Suddenly, the flight attendant said no boarding was allowed!! Said the reserved seats were full!! Then the pilot came down, out of breath, saying the airport would arrange another nearby flight for her, and refused at all costs to let her on! Oh, that was such dishonesty. If I were so capable, I would have slapped him! Then the boy's grandma made a call and grabbed the pilot, insisting he board the plane at all costs, anyway he couldn't leave! (I saw this while having food in the airport restaurant) About 15 minutes later (I had finished eating and came out), I saw 4 or 5 helicopters blocking the runway, all seemingly of the Black Hawk level, with 15-20 men in black standing there! That was so impressive!!! The boy's dad (later identified) politely said: Our old lady is blocking your takeoff, that's our fault. How much did your 747 cost when imported? The pilot replied: At least 200 million, right? (Damn! Really shocking!) The boy's dad said: Including all the passengers' tickets on this flight, how much? The pilot: At least 250 million (Damn, ridiculous!) His dad: Okay, if 250 million in cash isn't convenient, you can go to our helicopter and count the gold bars! The man probably thought he was crazy at that time and obediently followed to count the 250 gold bars. Really amazing. Then the boy's dad said: Call the passengers down for me! So the flight attendants obediently brought the passengers down. The boy's dad also said: Blow up the plane for me!! Damn! A 747!As a result, the 10 or so people following him went back to the helicopter to get explosives and blew up the 747! Still the same sentence! A 747!!!! Everyone at the airport was completely dumbfounded at that moment, they didn't dare to do anything! I was so scared I just walked away! After a while, a huge fire erupted, and the entire airport was destroyed! Then the child's father said: The plane issue is settled! Next, we need to talk about you not letting my family board! My family's time is far more valuable than a plane! One minute is worth 100 million, you figure it out! KAO! I was stunned at that moment! I guess the captain must have been completely scared! He was 'invited' onto a helicopter and took off; if he didn't have some connections, he would have been doomed. Even with central leadership protection, he would have been ruined! Such a great 747, just ruined like that! A pile of scrap metal! After they left, central leaders arrived. So damn accurate, they came right after, I suspect... No more words, everyone just be shocked together! I was shocked to death! Money, truly awesome! Absolutely my own experience! No exaggeration whatsoever! -------------------------------------------- I am still that legendary dividing line -------------------------------------------- Another day, a little boy went out with his grandmother (so fashionably said) after eating. The boy was hopping and jumping around and accidentally fell off the steps! By sheer coincidence, a stunning beauty in a tank top was standing at the doorway (bust around 36D if I guessed right), and, by sheer coincidence, the boy fell onto her. By sheer coincidence, he grabbed and pulled down the entire tank top. At that moment, countless passersby had nosebleeds... Then the beauty's boyfriend came running, out of breath, and seeing her chest exposed, he didn't say anything and slapped the boy twice! Oh, that was so mean, if it were me, I would have slapped him back! Then the boy's grandmother made a phone call and grabbed the girl's boyfriend, basically preventing him from leaving! (I saw this while eating inside) About 15 minutes later (I had come out after eating), there was a line of beautiful women at the doorway, all around 36D, 15-20 people standing there, and that was seriously impressive!!!The kid's dad (who later figured it out) politely said: Our kid accidentally stripped your girlfriend's clothes, it's our fault. How big is your bust? That person replied: 36E (KAO! Really something! ) His dad said: It doesn't look that big, huh? That person: 36D, has shrunk these past couple of days (CAO, nonsense!) ) His dad: Alright, I'll give you a 36D one. That guy was probably an idiom at the time, so he obediently followed him and picked a 36D from the row of beauties. So damn it! Then, the kid's dad said: 'Give that girl an SM to me!' KAO! Beauty! But the other ten or so people went back to the car, grabbed whips and candles, and gave the beauty an SM! Same old line! Beauty!!! That beauty's boyfriend was totally smitten, he didn't even dare let go! I was so scared I didn't even know and walked away! After a while, the beauty completely stopped! Then the kid's father said: We've settled the girl's issue! Next, you hit my kid, so we should talk about it! My kid is way more valuable than Niu! One slap can flick JJ50 0 times, do as you see fit! KAO! I was stunned at the moment! I bet that beauty's boyfriend soul was completely gone! Just look at how he got "invited" into a car and left. If he hadn't practiced with his, he'd be dead, and even if he practiced, it was for nothing! What a great beauty, and now she's just sitting down like this! A pile of rotten flesh! After they left, the 110 emergency call came right away, so accurate, just as they left, I suspect ...... No more talk, let's all be shocked together! I'm totally shocked! So many girls, seriously crazy! Definitely something I experienced myself! No exaggeration-------------- I'm still the legendary dividing line-------------- The finale is set in front of a McDonald's in our city with a million people (pfft! ) (To avoid retaliation, I won't specify which city). A little boy came out after eating with her grandma (which was super fashionable), and the little boy seemed like a "little JJ" getting anxious and peed everywhere!Not that coincidental, but there was a very broken Phoenix bike parked at the door (it looked like the front tire was completely worn out, and the chain was all black, if I remember correctly). As luck would have it, 'little JJ' peed on it, and by coincidence, it was just a tiny, tiny little drip! (Almost nothing, anyway I didn't notice it.)

Then the owner of the Phoenix came downstairs panting, saw that the broken bike had been peed on by 'little JJ', didn't say a word, and immediately kicked that kid twice! Ouch, right in the lower body, what a despicable thing, if it were me, I would have kicked him back!

Then the kid's grandmother made a phone call and grabbed that broken Phoenix guy, anyway, he couldn't leave! (I saw this while eating inside.)

About 15 minutes later (I finished eating and came out), when I looked at the entrance, it seemed like 40–50 cars were parked right in front, all high-end brands like Mercedes and BMW, and about 150–200 people were standing there; the whole street was blocked, truly amazing! The kid's dad (later identified) politely said, 'Our kid marked your bike, it was our fault. How much did you buy this bike for?'

The man answered: '200 bucks' (damn! really harsh!).

His dad said: 'How much is it worth now?'

The man: '160 bucks' (damn, nonsense!).

His dad: 'Alright, count 160 bucks at the back of the car.'

The guy probably realized he was screwed at that moment and obediently counted 160 bucks with him. Really impressive.

Then the kid's dad said: 'Smash that bike for me!'

Damn! A Phoenix!

As a result, the 100+ people who came along ran to their cars and took axes, hammers, and knives, and smashed that Phoenix!

Once again! Phoenix!!!!

The guy riding the Phoenix completely freaked out, didn't dare to do anything! I was so scared, I didn't know whether to leave!

After a while, the bike was completely destroyed!

Then the kid's dad said: 'The bike issue is settled! Next, let's talk about you hitting my kid! My kid is worth much more than the bike! One slap is 5 million, you decide what to do!'

Damn! I was dumbstruck at that time! I guess the Phoenix owner's soul had completely left him!

At that moment, he suddenly started crying: 'Damn, I've been riding this Phoenix for 10 years!'Then the one riding the phoenix made a phone call and grabbed that rich guy driving the Mercedes; anyway, he couldn't leave!

About 15 minutes later, it looked like 400 to 500 tanks had stopped right at the entrance—M1, M2 level tanks—and there were 1,500 to 2,000 people standing there, all carrying AKs. Half the city was blocked. It was freaking awesome!!!

The little concubine riding the phoenix (she was a very cute beauty, later I found out she was his concubine) politely said: “Our master kicked your child, that was our fault. How much is your child worth?”

The rich guy in the Mercedes replied: “Damn it, my child isn't for sale! (KAO! Really shocking!)”

The concubine said: “Name a price.”

The rich guy in the Mercedes: “Damn it, 20 billion. Can you afford it? If you can, I'll let you destroy him! (CAO, nonsense!)”

The concubine said: “Alright, then count 20 billion at the trunk of the car.”

The guy then probably realized he was screwed and obediently counted 20 billion with her. Really freaking awesome.

Then the concubine said: “Destroy that little kid for me!”

KAO! The little kid!

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