CrossFire jokes

Playing CF in the internet cafe every day, not far away there were two non-mainstream guys playing JIN5, furiously slamming the keyboard! I was very annoyed! So, I also started pressing the keyboard! I pressed hard! Pressed with force! Pressed faster than them! Made more noise than them! They couldn't help but look over, and I deliberately glanced at them with disdain! Their faces changed, and they glared at me fiercely! I immediately glared back! They continued to play JIN5 with pale faces, but the noise was louder than mine! Would I be satisfied with that? No, so I simply started slapping the keyboard with my palms! Slapped hard! Slapped forcefully! The two guys saw and also stopped playing JIN5 and started slapping the keyboard! The noise surpassed mine again! Would I stop? Immediately, I started pounding the keyboard with my fists! Pounded hard! Pounded forcefully! The two looked at each other and also began pounding the keyboard! The noise surpassed mine again! I refused to admit defeat! I yanked the keyboard off and threw it on the ground! I stomped hard! Stomped forcefully! Everyone in the internet cafe gave me the warmest applause! Those two non-mainstream guys were dumbfounded, not knowing what to do! But under my provocative gaze, they got angry! They also yanked their keyboards off, threw them on the ground, and smashed them to pieces! Then they also looked at me provocatively! At this moment, the internet cafe managers surrounded them! One manager looked at the keyboard they had stomped to pieces and slapped it with a hand! Then the managers rushed in and beat the two non-mainstream guys severely! In the end, the two non-mainstream guys lay on the ground, and one of them weakly pointed at me and asked, 'Why… aren't… you hitting him?' One manager kicked over and said, 'He's playing CF. It's his own keyboard!'