Valentine's Day joke, self-made, also just happened, bump it up
This morning I was waiting for the company's car when suddenly a beautiful woman walked over and said to me: 'Is someone accompanying you for Valentine's Day today?' I told her: 'No!' She said to me: 'Then how about the two of us spend it together?' I agreed with her! She walked away with a beaming smile! As she was about to leave my sight, I said to her: 'But I have no money, so you'll cover the expenses tonight, right?' She fainted on the spot...
