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1. A hand grenade costs one yuan for six, I'll first throw you a hundred yuan's worth. 2. I ordered a serving of shark fin fried rice, but even using three pairs of chopsticks, I couldn't find the shark fin. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, 'I called it shark fin, I called it shark fin.' 3. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear my underwear inside. 4. Lobsters, sea crabs, haha! I just love eating things with shells. Waiter, give him a plate of sunflower seeds.