Classic joke
Man: Want to chat? Woman: No Man: Why? Woman: Busy Man: Busy with what? Woman: Playing Man: Playing what? Woman: Games Man: What games? Woman: Fun ones Man: What fun ones? Woman: Annoyed Man: If you're annoyed, chat with me Woman: Go away Man: The ground isn't clean Woman: Damn Man: I'll give you my shoulder Woman: Are you looking for death? Man: 'Death' is on page 961 in the dictionary Woman: Dizzy Man: I have motion sickness medicine Woman: I'll take it Man: If you take it, you won't be dizzy Woman: Bro Man: I recognize you as my sister Woman: Please Man: 'Please' is okay, you don't need to take it off Woman: I'm going crazy Man: I'll call 120 Woman: You're a deity Man: Don't be superstitious Woman: Are you letting anyone live? Man: With me, your life will be more exciting Woman: 5 5 5 Man: Three or five cigarettes may be good, but they're bad for your health Woman: Go die Man: I'm in an internet cafe, not dying Woman: Please let me go Man: Okay, tell me your phone number and I won't say anything else Woman: Why do you need it? Man: Valentine's Day is coming Woman: So what? Man: What flowers do you like? Woman: I like two types of flowers. Man: Which two? I'll give them to you! Woman: Flowers you have money for, whatever you please! Man: You're really beautiful! Woman: How am I beautiful? Man: Dream on Woman: ....
