The talking virtual wife v Qixi Special Edition, accompanying losers to celebrate the Qixi Valentine's Day!

The original poster: fate, stranger Views: 448 Replies: 8 Posted in: 2012-08-23 23:05:14
Talking Virtual Wife is an app specially tailored for Android male users. As long as you download and install this app, you will have a virtual wife on your phone.\The Talking Virtual Wife is very smart and virtuous. Whatever you ask her, she will answer. Moreover, the Talking Virtual Wife is also a gentle and caring good wife. If you scold her, she will not reply back. When you are sad, she will comfort you. When you are angry, she serves as a vent for your emotions.\Features of the Virtual Wife:\1. Real human voice virtual wife;\2. Very smart and virtuous;\3. Gentle and caring;\4. Available 24 hours with no need for sleep;\5. No need for food or feeding.\Remember to chat with your virtual wife every day; she will miss you a lot.\New features in version 1.3:\1. Talking Virtual Wife Qixi Festival special edition;\2. Fixed avatar errors;\3. Added many Qixi Festival chat phrases;\4. Added download links for sharing;\5. Other minor settings.\Hehe, it's evening, send a virtual wife to accompany friends who don't have a wife!
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In this world, there are many fools. Among them, the biggest fool is called 'Second Floor.' Why is this Second Floor considered a fool? Because he actually wants to fight me for the sofa! How can a tasteless, poor person like him have the qualification to compete with someone as great as me for the sofa? Let me tell you, grabbing the sofa is a noble and sacred act, and only a very few people have the qualification to do so! For example, me! Look at the person on the second floor, that creepy appearance, see his dark forehead, his improper tongue coating! Look at his dark circles! Look at his prominent cheeks! This is clearly the sign of someone who masturbates 10 times a day! Look at his smile, his smile is cruel yet lecherous, lonely yet proud, foolish yet cocky! This is clearly the sign of masturbating while watching a Spring Brother concert! I tell you, never forget the person who owns the sofa, he will always be your pride! And never forget the person who owns the second floor, he will always be your shame! Let us unite! Eliminate the second floor! Support the sofa! You foolish Second Floor, still want to resist? Haha, someone like you, when exposed to my dazzling light, do you think you have a chance of turning things around? Quickly install a titanium-alloy dog-eye to avoid being blinded by my godlike light! Here I laugh and pat the head of the Second Floor dog without saying a word!
Why is it Android!
The gay guy got his head patted by me again.
Same as the second floor...
Everyone can strongly despise the third floor!
Tough luck, gay guy. This game isn't bad, download it.
We'll talk about it after it rains.
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