I guess everyone still on the forum now is single, right? Here's some cold jokes:
1. One day, the TV and the remote control were chatting.
TV: Hey, humans stare at others every day, it's really embarrassing!
Remote: Yeah, humans keep pressing me every day, it's so annoying.
TV: We have it worse than water dispensers.
Remote: ???
TV: Because the water dispenser has to let a lot of water in its brain every day!
Remote: ...
2. Today after lunch, my stomach hurt. A classmate invited me to go shopping, and I said, "No, I feel a bit nauseous."
Classmate said: "Really? I've long found you disgusting."
3. Yuan Longping led a research team to a farm for investigation and found large areas of rice looking withered. The farm technician, Feng Keshan, looked worried and at a loss. Yuan Longping carefully observed the rice and asked: "What kind of fertilizer are you using?"
Feng Keshan replied in surprise: "Does it have anything to do with the fertilizer?"
Yuan Longping, twisting the rice ear in his hand with a serious expression, said: "Of course, when chemical fertilizer volatilizes, it turns black."
4. "Kuafu, after enduring countless hardships, you finally caught up with the sun. Any secrets?"
"You must start on Monday."
"Why?"
"That's the longest day."
5. The two common methods for solving algebraic equations are the transposition method and the elimination method, and their names are very violent. 'Term' is like a neck; moving a term is like moving away a neck. 'Unknown' is like a head; eliminating an unknown is like beheading. Solving problems while imagining the terrifying scenes of decapitation, how can one not shiver? Mathematics is truly the nemesis of scholars.
