Newcomer report

The original poster: Perfect @Haori Baten Views: 149 Replies: 12 Posted in: 2012-08-25 00:25:25
I'm a newbie, please support me.
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Come, come, let this little rascal put a mask on you
A world bioengineering PhD wanted to conduct an experiment comparing the reproductive abilities of white, black, and Japanese people. Three female orangutans were placed in three separate rooms, and all three were locked inside. A month later, the white man came out, holding a baby orangutan in his arms, proudly saying: Look, white people's reproductive ability is really strong! Two months later, the black man came out, holding a baby gorilla in one hand: Black people reproduce fast! Two months later, the third room was still silent, and the black and white people began to mock the Japanese. Three months later, with no news, the doctor was getting impatient. Suddenly, the Japanese burst out the door, grabbed a baby gorilla, and shouted angrily, "Who the hell is crazy to release a male orangutan? You made me take so long to get it out!"
So boring, new people reporting in, can you not write 'please look after me'? This isn't a game.
If a newcomer can't strengthen themselves, then they should seal themselves off... because real life is not suitable for you.
We are not Baihua and Cat Emperor. There is no cover.
Honestly, just quote one of Moonlight's classic lines.
...You're really a newbie! Are you kidding me!
Of course, without me, it would be a newcomer.
So you even know Moonlight's classic lines!
Who says I'm a god (don't criticize me)
I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salty soda!
The words on the 11th floor sound familiar; someone said the same thing to me yesterday.
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