Hilarious... reposted from Baidu's Black Tangren Bar and Tianzhilei Bar.
Opening Song 'One Thunder, Sky End':
I will endure all the agonizing pain
And also have the urge to wipe out Tangren
Your plot is really nonsensical
Melting the childhood of gamers
Who is searching for it?
Thunder dramas spanning the sky
Roasting so badly it bleeds
Every minute and every second there's the urge to hit someone
So much thunder, so little, hurry and run
Even lightning rods fail
It's just me, like this, blown away by thunder
In an instant, chaos erupts
No place to hide
Feverish from thunder, the standing, unbroken Tianzhilei
In a blink, I'm in the hospital
Descended into hell
The world turns dark
Struggling again, mocking again
Yet still dead
Thunder runs, thunder falls
Thunder scorches, thunder burns
The plot is all wrong, so cruel (watched a thunder drama)
CPs reversed, celebrities supporting
Ratings soar (swept away by thunder)
Tangren laughs, wallets swell
Gamers' hearts shattered (blinded)
What was imagined, what was remembered
Classic Xuanyuan, all yesterday (crying)
Thunder drama, an unsolvable nightmare
Damaging life like parched sands
Watching it is more like a fatal encounter
Let me not know my limits
Who is searching for it?
Thunder drama rolling
Breaking free from thunder's embrace
Every minute, every second is torture for me
So much thunder, so little, hurry and run
Even lightning rods fail
It's just me, like this, blown away by thunder
In an instant, lightning flashes and thunder roars
No place to escape
One Thunder, Sky End
The unbroken Tianzhilei
In a blink, into the coffin
Lost consciousness
The world darkens
However strong, however crazy
Still dead
In a blink, into the coffin
Lost consciousness
The world darkens
However strong, however crazy
Still dead
Thunder runs, thunder falls
Thunder scorches, thunder burns
The plot is all wrong, so cruel (watched a thunder drama)
CPs reversed, celebrities supporting
Ratings soar (swept away by thunder)
Tangren laughs, wallets swell
Gamers' hearts shattered (blinded)
What was imagined, what was remembered
Classic Xuanyuan, all yesterday (crying)
Ending Song 'Such Thunder':
Whose corpse? Who is scorched on the outside yet tender inside?
Who has bad luck? Accidentally thunder-struck all over
The three people's time? Never retrievable
I hold a thunder rod? Yet my heart is still full of scars
Whose heart? Who's black like charred coal
White hair? Only after being thunder-struck does it become curly and black
You only keep unleashing group thunder? There's no most thunder, only more thunder
Who is more thunderous than whom? Blame the fool
You were thunder-struck like this? Started in July
Who is acting and hyping? Who is kneeling on the spot?
Silently crying? Xuanyuan fans
Tangren, hurry up and go bankrupt? Don't want more brain-dead thunder dramas
Xianjian already shot and fell? Xian fans' tears paying respects
Ten Divine Artifacts? Half disappeared due to thunder
Nvwa Stone? Became a supporting role after adaptation
Tianzhilei continuously traverses? Dark clouds, reckless thunder
All unrecognizable?Who got involved with whom\Did you get shocked like this? It started on Friday\Who has a head full of braids? Who got ridiculously pregnant\Who cried silently? Xuan fans\How much I want to smash the TV? Tangren is really getting more and more disgusting\The time of the three became a joke? Scars in the heart are hard to heal\Did you get shocked like this? It started at exactly ten\Who has chicken-level intelligence? Who is even more brainless\Brainwashed by a ridiculous drama? Drama fans\Xuan Yuan Sword is a game\Not that disgusting, ridiculous drama\Have experienced immortal dramas and Xuan dramas? Who still stands firm and following the original tune while singing, you'll find it quite fitting...
