The classic quotes of our history teacher

The original poster: Great warrior Views: 131 Replies: 1 Posted in: 2012-08-27 17:38:55
No rambling, no rambling - turn off the back light - close your eyes - close your mouth - practice in sync, sync.... - face deformed, features misaligned - fast! act quickly - body shouldn't form angles! - the skin behind your face is thicker than that old sow, thicker than a city wall corner - aren't you afraid your spit will fly onto someone else's face and give them freckles? - the girls in our village all say I look like Jay Chou - eat eat eat! only know how to eat! anyone who doesn't know would think you're my brother! - stop rambling, ruleless thing - He Yao's coming? He Yao's coming? - all from the same underworld, just get it over quick - straighten those eyeballs for me - where are those few girls filming? - a grown man can't beat a girl, what's the point - Alzheimer's, did you forget your medicine again?! - are you launching a rocket or what? - your whole mouth is flying space shuttles! - asking for punishment, huh?! - still taking pictures, don't break the mirror! - the era of taking pictures without meeting is here! - crazy! - sheep poop is shiny on the surface! - a cultivated look, with poetry in the belly and self-brilliance ~ - coat? this is high tech! - give me a face to earn (reading zeng in third tone)! - life has been too beautiful! - done, can't do it, rural folks can't curse in foreign words.... - the craziness at the end of the year! - oh yo~ crazy guy, be careful not to knock down the wall! - don't let my 50 points ruin your whole life!! - oh yo~ what to do! - your skill of speaking nonsense has reached a whole new level! - drank too much milk powder, huh?! some people owe a joint venture?! - idle talk for half a while! - a newspaper and a cigarette - is your brain glued with sheep tendons? ate too much beef, don't chew the tendons? - act properly! - your time has come! - typical born chatterbox! - laugh! laugh until June next year (middle school exam)! - laugh! laugh until June this year!
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Good thing you didn't hide, otherwise you would've screwed a whole bunch of dads!
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